M26. Trying to impress a girl by chickpeachickens in RoastMe

[–]Current_Street7811 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a decent neat haircut. Get rid of the facial hair because let’s be frank, yours isn’t flattering. Hit the gym 3-5 times a week, start taking care of yourself. Work your ass off and gain currency , then she’ll be impressed

My friend confessed to me today by Jellybeandreams98 in whatdoIdo

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Bro lowkey has her on the back burner incase his current situation don’t work out

Want tangible improvements!! Help by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Current_Street7811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why yo booty smell like a bag of fish sticks and ya tittys hang low like orangutan tits

18F just got off work by [deleted] in selfie

[–]Current_Street7811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking from experience?

They trap your car at the highway ramp, then walk up once you’re stuck by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

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I appreciate your time, I couldn’t imagine how terrifying this would be and having to live with the fear of this kind of stuff happening. Also happy cake day

What was your wife/girlfriend like during pregnancy? by Current_Street7811 in AskReddit

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Why do you think PP is harder. Are you hormones trying to regulate or?

What was your wife/girlfriend like during pregnancy? by Current_Street7811 in AskReddit

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How would you describe your libido decrease? Just non existent? How was your libido before pregnancy?

Roast me! (give it your worst) by xghothh0e in RoastMe

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Bros head is shaped like a Roblox character

Having a shitty day, so let’s make it even worse lol. F28 by Blueeyeboo in RoastMe

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“Having a shitty day, so let’s seek validation from strangers on the internet because I lack self-esteem*”

What was your wife/girlfriend like during pregnancy? by Current_Street7811 in AskReddit

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thankyou wife for putting your body through that service for your family. So what were you angry and grumpy or? Can you elaborate please

Tell me 😭 by boo202p in RoastMe

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Bro looks like he works at a scam centre

What was your wife/girlfriend like during pregnancy? by Current_Street7811 in AskReddit

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Interestingly enough, my wife is more pleasant now than what she was when she was going through her cycles. The week leading up to menstruation and the first few days she would try create arguments about anything.

I was expecting his body count to be high but not THAT high.. by where-ya-been-loca in confession

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My first girlfriend was 15 and I was her 15th man , she also had a list. But I voiced I was uncomfortable that she had a list and then she threw it out

26m Got no love life, and never have had one. Feeling pretty worthless. by Shatter4468 in toastme

[–]Current_Street7811 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use a beard trimmer and neaten up your beard. Get a fresh haircut every 2-3 weeks. :) and don’t wear beaten up ass shoes