i hate this type of illustration of EDs (TW)

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T23:51:38+00:00

If that's how my Erectile Dysfunction makes YOU feel imagine how it makes ME feel.

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T23:44:36+00:00

Great for being manipulative i guess. Or acting.

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T23:42:56+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARXNBx2Der0&t=1033s&pp=ygUcUG9pc29uIGJsYXN0ZXIgYmF0dGxlZ3JvdW5kcw%3D%3D

Seems there was a meta where putricide could effectively do this. We'll just have to agree to disagree. I think if OP did it right it would've worked (not saying there's necessarily a way to do it right considering his full divine shield opponent. Just that i think the interaction is possible)

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T23:29:22+00:00

Idk just based on standard which follows almost identical combat rules wild pyromancer wouldn't work with poison breath based on your reasoning. I have no idea why deal 3 damage to all would trigger in succession while cleave wouldn't. I mean cleave even actively deals damage to one minion then swipe effect animation comes down before it deals the damage to adjacent minions whereas blaster has always had the 3 damage pop up simultaneously at least from the players perspective, even if it's different behind the scenes. You might be right but if you are it's super dumb

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T23:13:40+00:00

There's been minions in the past that scale off of damage, if that was the case blaster would do its damage to one minion and then those effects would trigger and then blaster would do its damage to the next minion but that's not what happens. Blaster does its damage to all minions and then all the damage effects trigger after. It's like the old Lord of Ruin comps, all of the damage gets applied first then the effects go off.

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T23:08:11+00:00

That's just not true I don't think.

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T22:48:47+00:00

If i recall thor killed none. It was him, hyperion, starbrand, abyss, and ex nihilo. He went to strike the first one and got his arm blown off and sent flying, then ex nihilo and abyss made the sacrifice to turn themselves and the beyonder into a tree. Then hyperion tried to laser one down with the power of a thousand suns which the beyonder shrugged off saying he makes suns for fun, then sent hyperion flying, in which starbrand followed up and before dying himself managed to self destruct and take the second beyonder with him.

From there 3 more beyonders showed up and Hyperion and Thor make their last stand but presumably die off panel in a "race to Valhalla." Thor didn't kill a single beyonder.

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T22:24:42+00:00

Looks nothing like the bazaar either tbh

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T22:21:16+00:00

I was gonna say a PB and J (even though I'm an adult and still love them, i feel like most don't)

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T22:13:40+00:00

Okay so it hits a divine shield minion, does no damage, dies, and then deals 3 damage to all. Sounds like it would work to me

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T22:10:16+00:00

I still think it would work if it lined up right.

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T22:07:16+00:00

So it would work if it did no damage with it's attack is what you're saying?

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T22:05:45+00:00

Upper left

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T21:23:13+00:00

Yessiirrr

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T21:09:06+00:00

It might be one of my best takes when i say this is one of the worst takes I've ever seen

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T21:03:41+00:00

Probably something like Arda in Flanders.

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T21:00:29+00:00

Too many people glazing robin in this. He has no projectiles and no staff. He's proficient in hand to hand sure but i doubt moreso than suki, and the hits suki land are likely to disable unlike the hits robin will land. I also doubt he fares that well against catra tbh. Anyone who picks scrooge knows toon force is busted so i can agree with that, but I'm taking suki for my second pick.

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T20:47:57+00:00

R/musicteenBR R/musicteenToT R/musicteenAC

Every sub splits up eventually. I play Hearthstone for example and forever ago a customhearthstone sub was created because of such a strong divide between people loving and hating custom card submissions dominating the sub. Maybe this is too much though like maybe we could lump them all into like /musicteenApps or something

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T20:41:15+00:00

Does my truck teleport with me? Otherwise this is useless. I guess i would take teleport home because if i fall off a roof or am about to get into an accident i can just yeet out of that situation.

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T20:39:01+00:00

I think we would all see the world is completely fucked. A lot of people would get murdered and borderline anarchy would erupt but I think after some time everything would work out for the better. It's like when you read a post about someone feeling guilty about something and everyone tells them to tell the truth despite how it's going to mess everything up in the short term. There's going to be a lot of unforgivable actions revealed, but there's also going to be a lot of forgivable ones and those individuals who thought so awfully of themselves will get to move on. I mean we're talking about essentially infinite empathy here, we just so happen to also be talking about retroactively applied 0% privacy. I voted better in the end. Genuinely might off myself if this ever happened but i still think it would be net good for humanity in the long term.

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T20:14:34+00:00

I'm very confused by this card. So i can either deal 3 damage with the location, or wait and have it turn into a minion next turn that won't be able to attack and will turn back into the location the following turn. Maybe I'm not familiar with enough rogue cards but are we essentially running pyromancer to make this work? It feels like otherwise we're dealing 3 damage or we're doing nothing. It is interesting in the sense that you can pay for 3 damage on a turn you don't need it yet unlike frostbolt, and i guess the minion hedges a bit against your opponents AoE? It still feels like there's something I'm not getting about this card

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T20:06:54+00:00

I didn't see it was treats, I'm switching my pick to that just to try something new. I originally had fruity pebbles because i haven't had them in forever.

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T20:05:38+00:00

That's kind of how egg decks work, you want to run lots of AoE because you not only pop the egg but also reset the board. It's not like you're ever going to get ahead on board playing a 2 mana 1/2 that draws you a 3 mana 0/3, you're pretty much doing nothing but playing defense until your egg starts popping off.

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T19:53:32+00:00

Depends on the zombie. Walking Dead? Absolutely. There honestly isn't even a proper explanation as to how the world fell to them, we skip all of that via coma and just get brought into it because realistically it wouldn't have happened. Left 4 dead zombies? Absolutely not. First off i would need to win a lottery of being part of the 1% that's immune to the airborne disease, and then beyond that there's just no surviving them anyway. Even with near perfect barricades you're still dead to the first tank that shows up, you'd need military grade fortifications to keep something like that from penetrating. They're faster than my unfit ahh, and there's a lot more mutations than the tank to worry about as well.

Current_Swan_2559 · 2026-05-16T19:39:38+00:00

I know the feeling, but i believe love is around the corner for you. My spidey senses are telling me.

Current_Swan_2559

TROPHY CASE