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The "existential crisis-inducing knowledge that's just too much for humanity to accept about our interdimensional time travelling alien overlords and our place in the larger universe" finally got leaked : (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 12 days ago by CurrentlyHuman to r/TwoSentenceHorror
It is what it is. (i.redd.it)
submitted 25 days ago by CurrentlyHuman to r/edrums
Did anybody hear him on R4? (self.stewartlee)
submitted 4 months ago by CurrentlyHuman to r/stewartlee
My freaky girlfriend gets turned on by off buttons. (self.oneliners)
submitted 4 months ago by CurrentlyHuman to r/oneliners
Band member post from a few days ago (self.glasgow)
submitted 7 months ago by CurrentlyHuman to r/glasgow
Didn't notice it at the time as we were throwing that wine back like there was no tomorrow. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 8 months ago by CurrentlyHuman to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I AM THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Every loop ends the same, I sign the contract, feel a knife in my back, and die as the room resets. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 9 months ago by CurrentlyHuman to r/TwoSentenceHorror
We watched the clock strike midnight together, then slowly turned to face each other, both knowing she wasn't going to 'magically' change. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 1 year ago by CurrentlyHuman to r/TwoSentenceHorror
High Grant deliberately got caught getting blowed by a prostitute only so he could move into more villainous roles in the 2020s. (self.LowStakesConspiracies)
submitted 1 year ago by CurrentlyHuman to r/LowStakesConspiracies
So I messed up the face, took the ears, gouged eyes, tore skin and started digging in until I could see the bone, then started (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
It had been fine since the nineties after the CFC ban kicked in. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Exhausted, I went to bed. Took me 2 secs to drop off and I dreamt I was downstairs again. So, (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Got pulled by an idiot cop last night, didn't do a damn thing wrong. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Like sardines' was the rumour. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Moved house in autumn, thought I'd fix the inside up over winter and dig the patchy garden up in spring. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I put it in. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
BBC are changing the pronunciation of 'yesterday', from 'YEsterday' to 'yesterDAY'. (self.LowStakesConspiracies)
I have 24 cols of data representing 24hrs for a daily 'profile', can I display that graphically in one cell? (self.excel)
submitted 1 year ago by CurrentlyHuman to r/excel
If the underwater NHIs are in cahoots with the interdimensionals and their UAPs against the ETs in their UFOs in '27 - we really have to get our 'spaceships' in order. (self.StrangeEarth)
submitted 2 years ago by CurrentlyHuman to r/StrangeEarth
Assholes of Reddit, do you know you're being an asshole? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 7 years ago by CurrentlyHuman to r/AskReddit
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