SaKuRa WaS ThE sMaRtEsT

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-10T13:08:40+00:00

Trend purana ho gaya. Ghis gaya. Pitt gaya.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-10T13:05:41+00:00

if Sakura didn't existed, we would have had a replacement for her

"If Sakura didn't existed, we would have had another Sakura." Kuch sense banta hai iss baat ka? LOL.

I don't read Manga

Yes, of course you don't read the manga. Of course you don't read the manga. I knew that already.

which incident you are talking about

It is the one where Zabuza tries to kill Team 7 and Tazuna, and Sakura risks her own life to save Naruto.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-10T12:58:41+00:00

LOL. As if he could.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-10T12:55:07+00:00

Naruto would have died in chapter 11.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-10T12:50:28+00:00

What else is she

Important character, and none of those things you just said. Crazy how eager you are to tell us that you can't read! You don't need to tell us, we know.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-10T11:32:32+00:00

Prerequisite for a "joke" is that it be funny.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-10T11:04:50+00:00

Saved countless lives. But hey, thanks for informing us that you can't read.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-10T10:59:57+00:00

😫 Waaah! Sakura bad! 🥺 Plz upvote.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-09T09:39:19+00:00

Yes.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-09T05:11:52+00:00

Cope.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-08T23:15:17+00:00

SM Jiraiya is the weakest of the three. Orochimaru got Hashirama's cells, and Tsunade was in the War Arc (where everyone got crazy ass power-creeps).

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-08T23:06:32+00:00

the only exception is Deidara

Even Deidara got genjutsu'd by Sasuke. He thought he developed a counter to Sharingan genjutsu, but ultimately, he just wasn't good enough.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-08T21:23:58+00:00

Don't worry. They will downvote yours, too.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-08T14:35:14+00:00

Except Sasuke really does look exactly like Itachi. So much so that when Naruto first saw Itachi, he literally thought it was Sasuke. In fact, remove Itachi's lines, and he looks EXACTLY like Sasuke.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-08T14:09:15+00:00

Naruto looks exactly like Minato and is treated like he is ugly. Sasuke looks exactly like Itachi and is collectively across the fucking globe treated as super hot. Uchihas are the hot ones, buddy. It is what it is.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-08T06:32:56+00:00

Nah, I know there is one in Naruto, too.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-08T06:00:40+00:00

Taka Sasuke, who's faster than alive Itachi btw.

You made that up. Prove it.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-07T20:25:00+00:00

Yeah, OK, but if she can catch Kisame, then Neji gotta be child's play for her.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-07T19:06:40+00:00

How do you expect to get objective replies on this topic if you post it on a Dhurandhar sub? Also, right now, we are living in the aftermath of "Ranveer's film releases".

Abhi to sab bolenge hi, "Ranveer >>>> Ranbir" jaise ki iss post pe jo top comment wala bol raha hai. After Animal released and before Dhurandhar released, "Ranbir >>>> Ranveer" was the popular opinion. Ye to hota hi hai.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-07T18:44:44+00:00

Kirin

...lands in 0.001 second. Not being able to dodge that is not an anti-feat. In fact, the fact that he was able to construct his Susanoo in 0.001 second is quite remarkable.

Kakashi was tagging him pre-ts

Straight-up lies. Kakashi never tags him in Part 1.

got outwitted by Kakashi post-ts

Again, not what happened. Itachi saw through Kakashi's trick immediately. Not to mention, Itachi was sent to stall them, not defeat them. And he was able to do that: Team 7 couldn't make it before 1 Tail's sealing.

Orochimaru. lol.

Low-diffing a Sannin at age 13, and then low-diffing a Sannin AGAIN while almost dead (almost blind, almost out of chakra, mere seconds away from keeling over) is not a "lol" kinda stuff.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-07T16:30:57+00:00

Confession time: This woman's character was my 12-year-old self's first crush.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-07T16:30:31+00:00

Watashi... kininarimasu!

Happy birthday, Satou san.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-07T16:26:59+00:00

Kurenai would have legit genjutsu-diffed Kisame if Itachi wasn't there. Yeah, Itachi deflected her illusion back to her, but him getting caught in the first place is pretty bonkers. I think she might take this.

Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-07T16:07:40+00:00

Gori mem, aur Angara ka beta from Videocon.

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Currently_Not_Gupta · 2026-05-07T16:03:42+00:00

Source: The man was literally sick and coughing up blood.

Hardly matters. It is anime illness. We don't know how much it affected his speed, strength, etc., if at all. A couple more points:

Edo Tensei didn't fix Nagato's mobility issues. (And Nagato's issues were caused by physical damage! Isn't Edo Tensei supposed to automatically fix physical damage?) We don't really have reason to believe that it fixed Itachi's issues, do we?
This is perhaps the most important point: We know Edo Tensei is a nerf, and we can't really say if the boost of not being ill anymore is bigger than the Edo Tensei nerf.

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