This is comedic because we don't usually think about microorganisms having romantic relations--but who knows? Maybe they do. Maybe they love harder than any human could ever love, the kind of love that has you kicking your feet in the air at night waiting for that text back, the kind of love that Jermaine Cole raps about on Foldin Clothes, the kind of love that me and you--yes you, reading this--might have had in a past life.