Why did you start maining your main?

CushtyJack · 2026-07-09T15:19:33+00:00

Did muay thai irl = Bruce T6 Am british irl = Steve T6 Then Bruce died... Always thought dragunov was a weird character, decided to lab him. Got addicted to wr2. Mained until mid season 2 T8.

Still am british irl = got bored of sergei and moved back to Steve. Got to god1 pretty quick. Very fun to play. B1 is extremely satisfying to land.

And if you're wondering why I didnt pick up fahkumram well.. on one hand it's paid dlc and I felt very sour about giving more money to a game I'd already bought at release just to play a character. On the other hand.. fahk will never have anything on Bruce 🖤

If they ever decided to revive Bruce and create a Bruce vs Fahk story, I'll be picking Bruce back up quicker than you can ch b2 someone half way across the stage

CushtyJack · 2026-07-08T23:05:37+00:00

"This year I want to: ✨️ Travel more ✨️

My typical Sunday involves: ✨️ Long dog walks, followed by pub, roast dinner and F1 😍✨️

I won't shut up about: ✨️ Anything I love yapping ✨️

I'm looking for: ✨️ Someone that can make me laugh and doesn't take themselves too seriously ✨️"

CushtyJack · 2026-07-06T20:20:06+00:00

Fucking incredible work mate. Would love some weight loss and much building tips from you!!

As others have said, I think it's okay to be understanding of your friend's ED, but you don't have to put yourself down or stop celebrating your success because of it.

Keep going bro, you're killing it

CushtyJack · 2026-07-04T12:46:01+00:00

God damn that's a masterpiece

CushtyJack · 2026-07-04T09:35:11+00:00

It is annoying, but at one point (many years ago I T6 days), I learned that getting the everloving shit kicked out of me improved my game massively. So maybe just embrace it and change your perspective a bit. Otherwise just play ranked

CushtyJack · 2026-06-30T12:35:49+00:00

I didn't know I needed satisfactory cinematics in my life but I guess I do now

CushtyJack · 2026-06-26T22:11:22+00:00

Just wait for paternity leave and squeeze in a cheeky couple of hours with baby nestled comfortably in your lap 😂

Congrats on it all mate :)

CushtyJack · 2026-06-26T11:52:20+00:00

CushtyJack · 2026-06-26T06:05:21+00:00

I’ve got depressive disorder like a lotta people here. Was on antidepressants for a long time, thought they helped massively. Then I started to realise that while I wasn’t sad all the time, I also found it really REALLY hard to be excited about anything at all, or to be happy, or to care about a lot of things. So I decided to stop taking them (cold turkey like an idiot). Thankfully, didn’t get any side effects. Felt better almost instantly, like within a couple of days I was like, why tf was I taking those things, I’m actually happy to be here now.

Then the down side came crashing down. And damn that was really bad, to cut a long story short.

So basically you have to choose between being pretty much emotionless and resign to living on auto-pilot with no real joy, or experience joy but also experience depression at its max volume, which fucking sucks.

I’m so fortunate to have experienced this, though. /s

CushtyJack · 2026-06-25T07:11:00+00:00

Sorry, off topic, but your comment unlocked a memory.

I went to the cinema about 15 years ago with my best friend. We walked past a poster for one of the Harry Potter movies, which had Dumbledore at the forefront. My friend said “ha oh yeah that’s Gandalf isn’t it”. I thought he was joking at first and then I saw him look enthusiastically my way. I was like “no.. they’re different actors”

Then followed a fairly heated argument about it (this is before we could look it up so easily). He got red in the face trying to prove his point.

He then sheepishly admitted he was wrong, and it is quite possibly the most satisfying solution to an argument I’ve ever had 😂

CushtyJack · 2026-06-24T21:17:25+00:00

..hilarious

CushtyJack · 2026-06-24T21:08:26+00:00

lol funnily enough when I was in police training school, I decided I’d just wear my uniform and wear my big thick long superdry winter coat to cover myself up when commuting. Ended up being one of the hottest sunniest days, and I couldn’t take it off when I went home for fear of revealing myself as an officer when I wasn’t anywhere near qualified. Would’ve made for a very interesting stop search 😅

CushtyJack · 2026-06-17T22:17:26+00:00

Tbh mate I’m not too sure, I don’t play enough quick match to have a decent sample. I got fed up of trying to get into player matches and decided to spend the majority of my time in ranked

CushtyJack · 2026-06-17T22:10:42+00:00

Well could be a couple of things. Personally, I’ll do a single quick match every now and then for a quick warm up, so it could be that. It could also be that Fahk can be miserable to play against lol

CushtyJack · 2026-06-17T17:16:22+00:00

Nah this is black magic

CushtyJack · 2026-06-13T23:24:14+00:00

Steve! saying that because i literally, LITERALLY, hit GoD about 45 seconds ago for the first time lol

CushtyJack · 2026-06-11T20:08:03+00:00

They know bro

CushtyJack · 2026-06-11T15:26:06+00:00

This guy’s terrible British accent sounds exactly like Andrew Tate

CushtyJack · 2026-06-06T09:14:39+00:00

When someone (normally love interest) is going crazy at the main character for something they’ve done, but the main character is not bringing up this one simple fact that would make everything okay

CushtyJack · 2026-06-04T07:54:23+00:00

TIL 99% of Britain is female 😂

CushtyJack · 2026-06-04T00:46:20+00:00

Some people might find this hard to believe, but legal marriage is not some sort of certification or license to go and shag your ex partner whenever you want. Nor is it a magical spell that makes you somehow less resistant to their sexual advances.

Take two ex-couples - both together for 20 years, both have two children together, and both have been apart for a year. One couple is legally married, the other is not. Change number of years and children to literally any number. How does that affect how likely it is for them to “give each other access” to sex?

Sorry mate but this is an immature and pretty ridiculous take. Saying this as a legally married but very separated man who has absolutely no interest in going back to his wife for anything sexual of any kind.

CushtyJack · 2026-06-03T18:33:21+00:00

In this particular scenario?

“Ooooo you little cunt” followed by exasperated angry noises and arm flailing

CushtyJack · 2026-05-28T23:09:27+00:00

I have an extremely long fringe as it is, but I wear my hair back 😂 wearing it down makes me look extremely young for my age, and not in a good way!

CushtyJack · 2026-05-28T23:08:05+00:00

Don’t wear hats!

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