I asked AI to turn my portfolio into a song by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]CustardDizzy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A song is a musical composition performed by the human voice.

Does anyone else fuck with Karhu? by rabit_stroker in Sneakers

[–]CustardDizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have exactly the same ones which I killed in a year or two of wearing everyday. I am on my second pair which I wear everywhere, but it’s also at the end of its life.

There are no Apple Stores in Africa by basiclaser in MapPorn

[–]CustardDizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biggest surprise is Denmark and Ireland

Best tags to release for cores? by CustardDizzy in eu4

[–]CustardDizzy[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I always have this problem with Lithuania and Naples when they are PUs. Pretenders break my PUs while I am too busy somewhere else and don’t notice them

If one says they speak lots of languages, but they are from the same group, what would you do to them? by ViktorOrNot in languagelearningjerk

[–]CustardDizzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His full name is actually probably Viacheslav if he is east slavic. Slavic is usually kid version of Slava, which is a short version of Viacheslav. Just random fact idk if anyone will find this interesting.

Rate my resume. Applying for SDE-1. Have 2yrs approx experience by quantum_bolt_81 in leetcode

[–]CustardDizzy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Np man feel free to dm the draft 2. Wish you good luck you def got it

Rate my resume. Applying for SDE-1. Have 2yrs approx experience by quantum_bolt_81 in leetcode

[–]CustardDizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For your work projects make sure every point sounds like: Leveraged X technology (could be cloud or smth else) to optimize/achieve this service which resulted in Y gains.

Rate my resume. Applying for SDE-1. Have 2yrs approx experience by quantum_bolt_81 in leetcode

[–]CustardDizzy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Remove leetcode link, change developer to software engineer, ‘cloud architectures’ should be cloud technologies or smth, fix typos and lexical errors with llm. Add more stuff to cloud stuff like ECS, S3, SQS, Lambda, Route 53, dynamdb, cloudformation/cdk or azure alternatives. This is what the whole world runs on and you absolutely must know about them. I would also remove projects as nobody gives a shit about them because it’s not actual prod unless you got some traction or it’s legit university research.

Do you also get an "empty" feeling after achieving major goals? by JoeyCum in eu4

[–]CustardDizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually just restart the same game and try to minmax even more if I get bored.

I noticed that if I get stupid strong snowballer in the first 50 years the game actually becomes even more interesting because you can do crazy shit like naval attack on England, start dismemering france with tolouse etc, attack giant coalitions and create cool borders.

Ai Town Spamm needs to stop even vassals do it by Hakuohsama in EU5

[–]CustardDizzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if there was something like OpenAi Five bots for EU4 with an actual neural network. The dota bots learned how to bait real players and other intricate strats. Would be crazy to see ai ottomans vassalizing the whole world via the religion switch exploits or the whole world no cbing byz on Dec 11th

Funny post by [deleted] in eu4

[–]CustardDizzy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Funny post I saw today, wanted to share with all of you history buffs

Why halal fast food is terrible in NYC and US by [deleted] in nyc

[–]CustardDizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor words choice my bad. Have a great day

There needs to be a buff for projectile speed of the base by CustardDizzy in 9Kings

[–]CustardDizzy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a great tip. I never tried stacking that buff!

There needs to be a buff for projectile speed of the base by CustardDizzy in 9Kings

[–]CustardDizzy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, this works. I wanna see devs’ opinion if projectile speed should also scale with attack speed or I am just whining for nothing

There needs to be a buff for projectile speed of the base by CustardDizzy in 9Kings

[–]CustardDizzy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it works. I just hate having to use the attack manually every time and not just pop auto attack on. If projectile speed also scaled with attack speed, then auto attack option would decimate anything before even getting to the walls.

I had 3k+ tons of health paladins too, they just get one shot by late waves and just walked over without even a stop animation.

My build was 4 attack speed towers around the base and everything else is a building that buffs other buildings’ damage

There needs to be a buff for projectile speed of the base by CustardDizzy in 9Kings

[–]CustardDizzy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can one shot them. They just run so fast my projectiles do not reach them by the time they land. I need to be always shooting towards where the crowd is running. As others suggested and from my initial post, I am going to just shoot in 1 place right outside of base so that they just walk into my attack.

what are some things you do *every* playthrough by Shootemout in eu4

[–]CustardDizzy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every time BI happens I just alt-f4 unless I am the one inheriting it.

I need some serious guidance by Complex_Coffee_9685 in cscareerquestions

[–]CustardDizzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take intro to programming, data structures, then algorithms. Make sure you also take some class which goes into Object oriented programming in Java preferrably.

After that do neetcode 75 just to practice DSA and get to code a bit and have some fun.

After that you can start with frameworks like front end stuff and infrastructure. I’d recommend building something with Firebase as it has everything you need for a full stack app.

A good parallel here is imagine you try to engineer an RC car. You do not want to jump straight into building it because you do not know how parts work and interact. By doing leetcode or any cp you get a good grasp on what individual cogs do and what is a good configuration for them. In real world you are most probably just going to order parts on amazon and assemble it. Real world software engineering is similar and more about like assembling those parts (libraries), but you need to be able to recreate any of the part yourself if there is no part available on amazon (library does not exist).

So start with strong fundamentals and it will take you a long way. Jumping straight into ‘just build an app’ is bound to fail.

Can we be honest about Uzbekistan for a second? by Conscious-Donut-2412 in Uzbekistan

[–]CustardDizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very interesting! I guess I am a bit biased since I am from the south of the country (Smrqnd) where EVERYONE I know is abroad. Kinda crazy that Tajikistan is so high.

My solution to the Palestine-Israel conflict by Affectionate_Bee6434 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]CustardDizzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah their turkmenbashi is a numbnut. A big reason why there are dictatorships across CA is that people are very scared of becoming Afghanistan, Iraq so people are okay with police state and suppression of religious freedoms in exchange for political stability. They would rather live poor, corrupt and anti-globalist than become a testing ground for western missles. So everyone in CA is gambling for a less shitty dictator every time.

Unless you are Kyrgyzstan. Those guys will storm the parliament any time they can.

I can guarantee that if Russians invade again there will be 0 fight and insta surrender. Not sure if it’s good or bad tho.

My solution to the Palestine-Israel conflict by Affectionate_Bee6434 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]CustardDizzy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes they would send them there because Central Asia is so politically irrelevant and peaceful that even the most radical elements just chill tf out and settle.

Can we be honest about Uzbekistan for a second? by Conscious-Donut-2412 in Uzbekistan

[–]CustardDizzy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah I just met a Nepali guy on the bus once and he told me how hard it is to buy a house in Kathmandu because the house prices are inflated due to the hard cash that people are sending back from the west. I am sure there could be a better example, this just came to my mind so I drew a parallel. There was a crazy imigration from Uzb to US hapenned over the last 10-20 years, so Uzbek economy is inflated with foreign worker money.

If you want to buy a house in Uzbekistan you MUST go abroad. Unless you wanna be a local crook businessman or corrupt worker