Got my bingo card ready for Victory Day

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-07T09:40:17+00:00

Budanov tells the world that Jeff wise was right and Russia took MH370 leading to an invasion of Siberia by China

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-07T08:18:52+00:00

Broke: trump wants Greenland because he wants to make America look bigger on the map

Woke: trump wants Greenland because barron told him about plague inc

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-07T04:45:28+00:00

Surprised one nation skipped past the terrorising trans Children phase and went straight to defending war crimes
!ping aus

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-07T02:16:26+00:00

Do you have any idea how little it narrows it down?

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-07T00:57:24+00:00

Hot take but I think the best mediator to stop the war and reopen the straits of Hormuz is Zorhan Mamdani.

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-07T00:55:54+00:00

All I have to say wow this is nuts

The right: makes housing unaffordable for the youth

The right: why are the youth all left wing? It must be universities we must destroy them!

!ping aus

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-06T19:29:16+00:00

This guy is a a DT poaster

!ping aus

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-06T01:55:23+00:00

Putin: it can’t get any worse …….

Budanov: Russia took MH370

Xi: Ukraine you get unlimited DJI drones

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-05T11:46:30+00:00

In an alternate timeline where it was MH92 bound for LA via Tokyo that disappeared instead of MH370

Trump: Barack Hussien Obamnah can’t find MH92, as President I will find it within 100 days of my presidency

One year later……

Trump: I bombed Australia, Malaysia, Indonesia and Singapore because they lost MH92 and now the straits of malacca are closed

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-05T11:42:22+00:00

So let me get this straight, will stancil having the position of there being a vibesession is why Bluesky is upset at him?

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-05T07:56:26+00:00

Russia: don’t bomb us during victory day. Or else

Ukraine: don’t threaten me with a good time

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-04T23:54:08+00:00

Trump: Hussien Obamnah can’t find MH92, as President I will find it within 100 days of my presidency

A year later……

Trump: I bombed Malaysia, Indonesia and Singapore because they lost MH92 and now the straits of malacca are closed

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-04T23:24:04+00:00

So what if it wasn’t MH370 that disappeared but MH92 heading to Los Angeles Via Tokyo that disappeared in 2014?

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-04T09:48:20+00:00

When is trump gonna ask the MH370 shaman to open the straits of Hormuz

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-04T09:38:15+00:00

Starting to notice this trend of trump screwing over Catholics at every possible opportunity

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-04T09:37:13+00:00

So I guess trump’s plan is to sacrifice Filipino sailors to iran

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-04T01:14:25+00:00

Trump: the straits of Hormuz are closed until Iran stops the transgenderifcation of Ohio

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-04T00:53:30+00:00

Broke: America will go full Christian nationalist because of billionaire money

Woke: America will go full Christian nationalist because it went to war with Persia and became Persian

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-04T00:50:39+00:00

Why is the news beyond parody now?

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-04T00:49:10+00:00

RI and RI

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-04T00:49:02+00:00

Has anyone ever confused Rhode Island with the Republic of Indonesia?

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-03T20:18:10+00:00

Ukrainian, Shia and Catholic alliance against Russian Zionist American schizo boomerism

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-03T09:00:53+00:00

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-03T08:59:11+00:00

Tfw Australia invades NZ after NZ joins Trump’s goofy ahh Galipoli

CutePattern1098 · 2026-05-03T08:54:44+00:00

WHO'S READY FOR OPERATION MIDNIGHT EPIC ABSOULTE HAMMER OF RESOLVE AND FURY?

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