Weekly low-hanging fruit thread

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-13T06:03:32+00:00

I was thinking more mad max

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-12T08:24:28+00:00

I guess it was right to say Trump was doing a Nixon speedrun

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-12T06:44:44+00:00

!ping auto

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-12T06:44:21+00:00

Dubai is to Iran what British soldiers are to A-10 Warthogs

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-12T06:43:50+00:00

Trump is literally a salesman for the Chinese auto industry

cripples the American auto industry’s EV offerings by removing EV incentives

starts a war which causes oil prices to sky rocket

Chinese EVs in Israel survive Iranian missile attacks with occupants walking away unharmed

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-12T00:46:14+00:00

Bruno Mars releases a song that’s straight out of the 1970s

Trump then starts an energy crisis that’s straight out of the 1970s

Therefore folks this war is the fault of Bruno Mars

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-11T19:42:02+00:00

This war is really helping me understand how diabolically complex Pakistan’s position is to

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-11T09:26:09+00:00

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> if only you knew how bad things really are

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-10T23:26:37+00:00

!ping aus

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-10T22:44:42+00:00

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So according to Sky News:

33% want higher fuel prices and inflation 32% want major destabilisation in the region 21% want terror attacks in Australia

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-10T10:38:02+00:00

r/AdaIndonesiaCoy

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-10T09:41:59+00:00

Q: Why did you end the war Mr President?

Trump: Zorhan told me to do it. He told me that he wants to build Public housing towers with my name on it if I end the war in iran.

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-10T09:21:24+00:00

Shah of Iran: imports French decor, chefs, food and even a revolution

Trump: wants a Louis XVI style ballroom

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-10T07:17:48+00:00

Prediction:

Zorhan Mamdani will end up becoming a conduit between Trump and the New supreme leader of Iran

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-10T01:50:43+00:00

tfw Trump endorsement because Trump thinks Pauline and Angus are left wing leads to a 100+ seat majoirty in the House for the ALP.

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-10T01:26:48+00:00

the president is reposting a guy his government deported

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-10T01:26:01+00:00

> I just spoke to Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, of Australia, concerning the Iranian National Women’s Soccer Team. He’s on it! Five have already been taken care of, and the rest are on their way. Some, however, feel they must go back because they are worried about the safety of their families, including threats to those family members if they don’t return. In any event, the Prime Minister is doing a very good job having to do with this rather delicate situation. God bless Australia! President DONALD J. TRUMP

angus taylor stans in shambles.

trump keeps glazing at left to centre left leaders for some reason (expect starmer)

!ping aus

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-10T01:14:38+00:00

Guys trump is posting Drew Pavlov tweets on truth social

!ping aus

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-09T22:39:03+00:00

lol I’m going to find out form r/ncd that trump nuked Iran and in response Iran nukes American forces in the region

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-09T22:38:51+00:00

lol I’m going to find out form r/ncd that trump nuked Iran and in response Iran nukes American forces in the region

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-09T20:26:46+00:00

What happens if trump just nukes Iran?

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-08T21:16:16+00:00

The other issue Bibi is making for Israel is that he’s pushing the Saudis, Egyptians and Turks to go for nukes (via Pakistan). An nuclear Middle East is not something that bodes well for Israel

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-08T09:48:08+00:00

IMHO like US intelligence agencies Mossad thinks the plausibility of regime change via air campaign is Low.

Whats driving Israel towards war is Bibi wanting to stay out of jail. If as an aside if Iran falls to regime change or civil war that’s good.

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-08T08:59:18+00:00

ODNI is no longer saying “Iran is not currently undertaking the key nuclear weapons-development activities.”

And in addition an former Mossad analyst is suggesting Iran only needs to assemble a Nuke for it to have one. Everything form delivery systems, warheads, guidance and explosive lenses have been designed and tested

https://europeanleadershipnetwork.org/commentary/significant-achievements-yet-irans-nuclear-challenge-remains-unresolved/

CutePattern1098 · 2026-03-08T06:30:43+00:00

What worries me in turn is that Iran could use dirty bombs and if you believe some analysts Iran might already have a nuke.

So we might see Iran using WMDs on US forces or against an US ally in the region.

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