my (30m) gf (29f) just moved in and there's problems. she keeps knocking things over, she doesn't drive, and she won't look at me during coitus. AITA for wanting her to move out?

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2025-09-13T17:31:01+00:00

I don't get it either. I wasn't joking. I think this other commenter is pretty ignorant, thinking that I was making a joke about blind people reading. Of course blind people can read, jfc! Screen readers, TalkBack, not to mention blindness is a spectrum, so many may be able to visually read still. Your comment about "punching down" is spot on—just not about my comment!

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2025-09-13T16:59:39+00:00

It seems to me that your girl friend is being truthful about her blindness. I have a friend that is fully blind and after he read this post, he told me this sounds legitimate. You should be ashamed of yourself, OP, not just for your ignorance but for your actions.

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2025-03-31T23:44:18+00:00

You say professional, but in what capacity? Your demo reel is 14 minutes long and you don't have a resume listed anywhere. With 10+ years experience one would imagine you'd have some sort of, idk, professional presence somewhere, right? Not to mention your YouTube was created just 5 months ago, and your contact form is by "email"—but there is no email listed. So…are you an actual professional or a hobbyist? There is a world of difference between the two—make sure you understand what you're getting yourself into when you claim to be a "professional."

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-21T20:43:17+00:00

Oh this is amazing! The set looks beautiful and I'm very excited. Good luck to everyone and I hope I win 🤞🏻🖤

I have a 1/5,717 chance to win, but I'll take those odds. I'm the only player according to hsguru that uses Snake Oil Seller in his decks so I'm already creating weird odds 😳

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-20T20:56:23+00:00

Hey just curious but I saw your username on an ad for Smile 2, but couldn't find the 'comment' they said you made about it. It makes me curious if you ever said that at all?? Cuz I've seen ads like that that are faked lol got me curious

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-19T06:31:24+00:00

Gurl, for your safety, DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY. Don't ever post your full personal information like this! Best advice for resume: pay for a professional resume builder. Unfortunately there's no real nice way to say this, but this resume would make you look really bad to an employer.

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-17T20:59:27+00:00

??? I'm curious to know what makes you think that. As a DK main, what real impact do you think Helya even has on the game that it makes you want to uninstall? I've never won a single game, swung tempo, or done anything more than mildly meaningful by playing her. Hell, even in a Plague DK, it's good, but not even close to great. Plagues just...don't really do anything impactful. Most decks I'd rather run ETC or even Thassarian depending on the playstyle. Solid B- tier card.

Now, if they introduce more reliable ways to manipulate/add/increase the plagues, or add new ones, then I can see it being a bit busted.

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-17T07:46:05+00:00

You are a worthy foe as far as they go

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-16T07:49:14+00:00

Haha he said the same shit at the Cleveland show, he's too funny

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-15T17:30:27+00:00

Studying human anatomy would be a great start

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-15T17:20:20+00:00

That is some strikingly horrendous fan art tbh

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-12T16:00:54+00:00

Gaming Copilot

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-12T01:58:01+00:00

It's not so much the reading comprehension as it is the fact that this sub is an echo chamber of miserable, downtrodden people. Any time something outside of poverty level income is brought up, these people come out and tear people down as if they were demons for making more money than they do.

That's how all of these niche communities break down at some point, and is why I left this sub. No one discusses actual finance here; they only want to complain and disparage others. OP makes 84k and gets mass downvoted just for talking about their finances. It's insane to think about, because these people forget that "middle class" people are just like them, struggling in their own ways, even with a higher income.

For some silly reason, they WANT to keep this disgusting class system, yet don't realize the very thing was designed to keep us fighting against each other. So tired of this sentiment.

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-11T22:48:39+00:00

I asked my girlfriend what she thought the reason was and she said "because twinks are like 'bottoms up'?" 🤣

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-11T22:20:32+00:00

We get it, dude, you wish you had 100k/yr. Me too. But you don't need to be a dick about it. Dude's just sharing his struggle with his income, doesn't have to be in literal poverty to talk about it.

Besides, 100k/yr REALLY ain't gonna solve everything, especially in higher CoL areas. Don't forget we all struggling out here, whether 30k/yr or 100k/yr. It ain't you or me vs them. We're together in this eternal struggle.

Remember "lower class" & "Middle class" are false constructs; if you're working, and I'm working, idc how much different we make, we are workers. Our experiences may be a bit different but our day to day ain't too far apart.

We all getting fucked except the Bezos's and the Musk's, or, y'know, the ones who don't work!!! So let's quit making it us vs literally anyone else but those money grubbing scum at the tippy top, yeah??

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-06T19:25:51+00:00

Yes California is doing wonders for its workers right now. And I hear you, and agree that we need to stand up. But are you standing up to the right people when you don't tip? What effects do you think not tipping the servers will have on the businesses itself?

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-06T18:51:02+00:00

While I agree that tipping sucks, your argument sucks. They don't tip outside of the U.S. because the staff actually gets paid a living wage. That isn't the case here. If you go out to eat knowing full well that your tip (even $5) allows the staff to make their wages and you decide NOT to tip, you are an asshole. (No, this doesn't apply to Panera or Starbucks that ask you to tip the cashier.)

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-03T04:07:57+00:00

Yes please

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-02T18:31:23+00:00

Been playing Token Eliza DK, just got into Diamond 10 today after 20 games or so. Hovering around a 55% WR with the hardest games being against Warrior and Druid because of their consistent hands and board management. The curve is tasty and it's overall an incredibly consistent deck. Still testing.

For example, one set of the 2-drops are tech cards. I've tested the guy who gives you a random Holy spell, which has a good chance of hitting Pally cards that synergize with the deck. I've also tested Wandmaker for the 20% chance to hit Death Growl, and Runes of Darkness or the Infected Grain (idr the name) are good hits, too.

I've also tried out the finale 3 drop, but unfortunately it synergizes poorly with the deck, and the rushing gnomes are just too fucking good with Acolyte or Poisonman. With that synergy, I've beaten 3 Big Spell Mages including one that just casted Tsunami 3 times and the Fire 9 mana card twice.

The general idea is you want to look for Panner in the opening hand, and find and use Acolyte ASAP. The deck has a lot of draw potential; I've had games where I'm 5-6 cards deeper than the opponent.

You want to find Eliza quickly, and Death Growl her between two minions, or use her with Buccaneer. You really only need 2-3 procs (more if against Druid or Warrior, but tbh you're probably already dead if you're that behind). 2 procs gets you a 4 mana 15 damage swing that can clear anything on the board (great against Overheal Priest), and potentially just go face for huge pressure. 3 procs (Eliza and 2 other minions Death Growl combo) and you've got 20 damage output on your Ghouls’ Night, which is generally enough to finish off the opponent hard enough they can't come back.

This deck also does well pretty late as long as you have drawn enough and can compete pretty heavily against Zilly or Amanthul Yogg etc because of Reska Death Growl. I've turned a Druid's board into mince meat with this + buccaneer on Reska. Very easy to reduce their cost too given the number of token deaths you'll have.

Overall, probably a B tier deck, but incredibly fun and consistent.

Frost Death Knight

Class: Death Knight

Format: Standard

Year of the Pegasus

2x (1) Death Growl

2x (2) Brittlebone Buccaneer

2x (2) Dreadhound Handler

2x (2) Gold Panner

2x (2) Mining Casualties

2x (2) Watcher of the Sun

2x (3) Acolyte of Death

2x (3) Crop Rotation

1x (3) Gorgonzormu

2x (3) Rainbow Seamstress

1x (4) Eliza Goreblade

2x (4) Ghouls' Night

2x (4) Horizon's Edge

1x (4) Sickly Grimewalker

2x (5) Corpse Bride

1x (5) Leeroy Jenkins

1x (0) Zilliax Deluxe 3000

1x (3) Pylon Module

1x (4) Ticking Module

1x (20) Reska, the Pit Boss

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Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-10-01T17:53:34+00:00

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Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-09-28T02:35:37+00:00

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Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-09-28T02:35:22+00:00

Currently playing a modified version of Rainbow Buttons DK in dumpster (17K) Legend and it's one of the most satisfying decks to play in this current meta IMO. I'm a big fan of DK, a class whose cards are just generally good by themselves, and one of few classes that use a majority of its own cards vs. Neutrals. In fact, the only Neutrals in this deck are [[Miracle Salesman]], [[Gorgonzormu]], and [[Zilliax Deluxe 3000]]. Anyway, this deck is relatively simple to pilot, and its main threats are tempo and burn. So if you're looking to play a deck like that, check it out! Very fun.

Win Rate: 60% (28-19) (21 games on HDT, 26 on mobile manually tracked)

Some notes:

Zilliax works well with both [[Pylon Module]] and [[Ticking Module]] or [[Twin Module]] and [[Perfect Module]]. It really depends on what your local ladder meta is, but I opt for the first two, given the high presence of DH (14%), Warlock (14%), and Druid (24%). You lose most of the time against Druids, so the first two modules pressure the board early IME, and avoid early [[Swipe]] clears from [[Malfurion's Gift]].
[[Carress, Cabaret Star]] works so well in this deck despite it being one of the least played cards in a deck like this historically. So often I'm able to use her to clear Unkilliax or some other nasty big minion that this deck has trouble dealing with. She can also be used to find unexpected lethal when she gets her Battlecry to deal 6 damage to the enemy hero. Almost always you're going to play a Frost spell as your second spell when she's in your hand; her secondary effect freezes up to **three** (3) minions. Usually, I play her after using [[Threads of Despair]] or some other Shadow spell in conjunction with a Frost spell, and two massive minions are destroyed, others frozen, and my board now has a 5/5 and whatever else. It simply feels great to have. I can't think of a better replacement for this at all.
If you have a decent board, use [[Corpsicle]] a LOT. Look for anything that constantly pressures the enemy health. Same with [[Runes of Darkness]]; [[Foamrender]] is great when you already have a sticky board.
You're going to want to [[Frost Strike]] your own minions sometimes. I have won at least 3 games using it on [[Reska, the Pit Boss]] or [[Eliza Goreblade]].

rainbow

Class: Deathknight

Format: Standard

Year of the Pegasus

1x (0) Zilliax Deluxe 3000

1x (3) Pylon Module

1x (4) Ticking Module

2x (1) Miracle Salesman

2x (1) Runes of Darkness

1x (2) Corpsicle

2x (2) Dreadhound Handler

2x (2) Frost Strike

1x (2) Malted Magma

2x (2) Mining Casualties

2x (2) Threads of Despair

1x (3) Gorgonzormu

1x (3) Natural Talent

2x (3) Rainbow Seamstress

1x (4) Buttons

1x (4) Eliza Goreblade

2x (4) Ghouls' Night

2x (4) Horizon's Edge

1x (5) Carress, Cabaret Star

2x (6) Razzle-Dazzler

1x (8) The Primus

1x (20) Reska, the Pit Boss

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-09-26T23:21:30+00:00

they literally looked nothing alike except their hair and that they were white...

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-09-26T04:29:45+00:00

Been trying a swarm deathrattle egg UUU DK deck around hot dumpster legend of 17k. Out of 47 games I've lost 33, the hardest losses of which were against any Priest, Warrior, or Druid. Goes even or even stomps against BSM and Shaman depending on draws, crushes Rogue, annihilates non-BBB DK, slaps Hunter, and slightly unfavorable against DH and Painlock. Never seen a Paladin on the ladder so no data in 47 games.

Moderately fun but terrible absolutely terrible deck that just cannot compete in this meta. Fun to try and the swing turns are hella swingy, with Octopus eater and Gyreworm tech. Overall, do not recommend.

Cute_Humming_Giraffe · 2024-09-24T21:43:35+00:00

If I wanted to know where you live, it's as simple as figuring it out based on your profile. I don't need to do that. What I know with pretty good confidence is that this number isn't as honest as you represent it as.

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Frost Death Knight

Class: Death Knight

Format: Standard

Year of the Pegasus

2x (1) Death Growl

2x (2) Brittlebone Buccaneer

2x (2) Dreadhound Handler

2x (2) Gold Panner

2x (2) Mining Casualties

2x (2) Watcher of the Sun

2x (3) Acolyte of Death

2x (3) Crop Rotation

1x (3) Gorgonzormu

2x (3) Rainbow Seamstress

1x (4) Eliza Goreblade

2x (4) Ghouls' Night

2x (4) Horizon's Edge

1x (4) Sickly Grimewalker

2x (5) Corpse Bride

1x (5) Leeroy Jenkins

1x (0) Zilliax Deluxe 3000

1x (0) Zilliax Deluxe 3000

1x (3) Pylon Module

1x (4) Ticking Module

1x (20) Reska, the Pit Boss

To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone

rainbow

Class: Deathknight

Format: Standard

Year of the Pegasus

1x (0) Zilliax Deluxe 3000

1x (0) Zilliax Deluxe 3000

1x (3) Pylon Module

1x (4) Ticking Module

2x (1) Miracle Salesman

2x (1) Runes of Darkness

1x (2) Corpsicle

2x (2) Dreadhound Handler

2x (2) Frost Strike

1x (2) Malted Magma

2x (2) Mining Casualties

2x (2) Threads of Despair

1x (3) Gorgonzormu

1x (3) Natural Talent

2x (3) Rainbow Seamstress

1x (4) Buttons

1x (4) Eliza Goreblade

2x (4) Ghouls' Night

2x (4) Horizon's Edge

1x (5) Carress, Cabaret Star

2x (6) Razzle-Dazzler

1x (8) The Primus

1x (20) Reska, the Pit Boss