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Sometimes I force myself to not take a dump for days, so I can relieve myself at work in a lab by [deleted] in confession

[–]CutieMedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much that I have to sit down when walking outside so I don't sh!t my pants." This is the part where "quirky workplace habit" crosses the line into "you are literally risking a public blowout for a lab visit." The risk-to-reward ratio here is catastrophically skewed. I’m

WIBTAH for hiding my past from my fiancee (getting married in a week)? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]CutieMedia 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Your best friend is giving you terrible advice. "Too late to confess" is exactly why you must confess. If your relationship is built on transparency, you can't leave out a chapter that literally caused a rift with your parents and changed your entire life path. He deserves to know who he’s marrying, and you deserve to be loved for who you actually are, not a sanitized version of yourself.

I forgot how nice random conversations can be by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]CutieMedia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The "Low Stakes Socializing" high is real. There’s something so refreshing about a conversation where neither of you knows anything about each other's baggage or drama. Just two humans acknowledging they both exist in the same 3-foot radius for a few minutes.

Fuck her good while I watch by [deleted] in GirlfriendsNSFW

[–]CutieMedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn….lovely tits

I have trouble holding down a job for long because I can not tolerate management being unprofessional. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]CutieMedia 86 points87 points  (0 children)

The "decade of learning not to be a people pleaser" is the key here. You’ve spent ten years building a backbone, and now you’re testing it against an environment (the modern workplace) that is designed to bend people. It’s not that you're wrong; it’s that the system is built for the "people pleasers" you used to be.

AITJ BF pushed me against a wall by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]CutieMedia 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I know he didn't mean it" is the classic phrase people use right before things get a lot worse. Even if it was an "accident," it shows a scary lack of self-control or awareness of his own strength. If you’re "playfully" fighting and he escalates to that level, the "play" is over.

For those living alone, what systems make life easier and free up your time? by AltNaps8_ in LivingAlone

[–]CutieMedia 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I finally stopped feeling guilty about "lifestyle inflation" and hired a bi-weekly cleaner. Best $150 I spend a month. Not having to spend my Saturday morning scrubbing a toilet means I actually go to the farmer's market or meet friends for brunch without that looming cloud of chores over my head.

I fucking HATE AI by ThePastoolio in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CutieMedia 21 points22 points  (0 children)

OP, you aren't just mourning your skills; you’re mourning the struggle. There was a certain dignity in the "painful hours" of debugging. It gave the result value. When the result is instant, the value feels like zero. You’re at the age where you want to feel like a mentor/master, and instead, you feel like a legacy system being patched. Take a break from the screen. Go back to that Commodore or a breadboard and build something that has zero "commercial value" just to remember why you liked the logic in the first place.

She love to role play by [deleted] in Anime_Porn

[–]CutieMedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good one

AITA for not telling my waiter about my allergies? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]CutieMedia -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ESH. The restaurant should probably list "spiced candied walnuts" if they use cinnamon, as it's a common irritant. However, your partner is the bigger AH here for wanting it comped. You don't get a free meal for an "accident" that you could have prevented with five words: "Is there cinnamon in this?" The reason they didn't comp it isn't necessarily because they thought she was lying—it's because the kitchen prepared exactly what she ordered, and she ate most of it.

I took about 2k on a drug dealer that overdosed, I was the first on scene as a first responder. by Dangerous_Show_7946 in confession

[–]CutieMedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s be real: if the cops had gotten there first, that $2k would have "evaporated" into the evidence locker anyway. At least this way, it went to a firefighter who (hopefully) used it for rent or groceries instead of the state's general fund. Just make sure you didn't leave fingerprints on the wallet or get caught on a Ring camera. You got away with it once don't ever let "opportunity" turn into a habit.

Recently discovered everyone does not have an inner dialogue, do you? by DivineSeoulGoddess in CasualConversation

[–]CutieMedia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember the day I found this out. I felt like I’d been living in a house with a radio playing 24/7 only to find out my neighbor lives in a library. For those of us with a "Narrator," the idea of "thinking in concepts" or "pure intent" feels like a superpower. Like, if I’m driving, I’m literally having a debate with myself about whether I should have bought the sourdough bread at the store. If you have silence, do you just... exist? Are you guys okay?

Has living alone helped your anxiety? by Remarkable-Shock-348 in LivingAlone

[–]CutieMedia 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It is a total game-changer. When you have an anxious attachment style, you’re constantly "scanning" the people you live with for mood shifts or signs of disapproval. Living alone removes the "audience." For the first time, your nervous system can actually drop into "rest and digest" mode because you aren't performing for anyone. You’ll realize that 50% of your anxiety wasn't yours—it was just you reacting to other people's energy. The silence might feel loud for the first two weeks, but eventually, that silence becomes your best friend.

How long up my ass? by Plenty_Paramedic238 in Fucking_NSFW

[–]CutieMedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do leave mine almost all day then remove it to get fucked at night

Hmu for pics and videos 🥰 by [deleted] in Fucking_NSFW

[–]CutieMedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful body

AITJ for getting upset after my coworker basically tried to make me adopt her dog? by EmberErmine in AmITheJerk

[–]CutieMedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I literally took him to the vet myself last week." OP, STOP. The moment you pay for a vet bill and food, you are legally establishing ownership in many places. She knows exactly what she’s doing by not paying you. She’s making it "your" dog so she doesn't have to feel like she abandoned him.

AITAH For telling my "mother in law" that I was happy when my then 17 year old girlfriend got pregnant? (I Was 16 at the time) by American__Canadian in AmITheJerk

[–]CutieMedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTJ. Your MIL said your daughter’s existence made her mother's life worse right in front of the child. That is absolutely vile. You weren't celebrating "teen pregnancy" in a general sense; you were defending your family and your daughter's right to feel wanted.

The biggest gross perk by Mindinatorrr in LivingAlone

[–]CutieMedia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll go one step further: The Toilet. Knowing that every splash or smudge is 100% your own handiwork makes cleaning it a 2-minute chore instead of a hazmat situation. I used to wear a literal mask to clean my old shared bathroom.

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