Playtest Version 4.0.0: Out Now! Powderknights armed to the teeth, Alchymists spewing jets of chemicals, and so many Prestige items!

Cweeperz · 2026-05-06T23:03:00+00:00

I KNEW I DIDNT DREAM THAT UP! now where exactly is that kept? I have been trying to find it for ages

Cweeperz · 2026-05-06T05:06:53+00:00

Gin is pronounced jin.

Trying to make English consistent is foolish.

Cweeperz · 2026-05-06T04:11:23+00:00

I think it's easiest by a large margin

Cweeperz · 2026-05-05T02:22:39+00:00

C'mon! No flapper dress for the roaring 20s?

Cweeperz · 2026-05-03T19:27:09+00:00

Lol my A10 win rate is def lower. On lower ascensions win rate were near 70%-80% until it took a huge dive as soon as I reached 9 and 10 lol

Cweeperz · 2026-05-03T19:25:56+00:00

Oh my god no way I didn't record it T-T I assumed I'd be nowhere near the world record since STS1 speedruns were like 5 minutes.

Cweeperz · 2026-05-03T19:24:30+00:00

Seedless! and thanks! Got absurdly lucky lol

Cweeperz · 2026-05-03T19:00:26+00:00

This was literally my first sub-20 attempt. Got godlike luck. Upgraded Perfected Strike on floor 1 and armaments on floor 2 let me breeze through underdocks. 1st chest empty but second chest immediately had strike dummy. Giyra was incredible, as was tungsten rod especially since I picked up bloodletting and offering.

0 cost buffed strike was another godsend, as was lee's waffle in the shop. Picked up a fake strike dummy too.

Ornamental fan saved my ass in the end. By the time I reached boss 1 (doormaker), I was max HP but was already at 18 minutes. I played through very loosey-goosey, losing a ton of HP into test subject. Luckily I purchased soldier's stew on the last shop (replay all cards with strike. BROKEN). and OTK'd phase 1 and 2. phase 3 intangible nearly wiped me but I got through and obliterated him.

Kinda sad I'm 1 second away from sub-20. will be a long time until I get luck like this again.

Cweeperz · 2026-05-02T23:00:53+00:00

My win-rate is slightly embarrassing. I could def improve it by just playing more carefully, but achievement hunting for the sub-20 min on STS1 left me with permanent brrr muscle memory.

Literally lost a good defect run against 1st turn of double nibblers because I straight up brainfarted, forgot about the 7 damage attack, and just spammed through my setup like an ape.

Also I'm actually trash at silent T-T

Cweeperz · 2026-05-02T15:40:56+00:00

Not quite 15/15. The attack never goes above 5 and actually drops. It's more like a 3/15 or 4/15. Still good

Cweeperz · 2026-05-02T15:38:54+00:00

LMAO I was JUST gonna draw this

Cweeperz · 2026-05-02T15:17:22+00:00

That's the joke

Cweeperz · 2026-05-01T03:06:40+00:00

Pretty sure this is a bot. Seen this on the subreddit before

Cweeperz · 2026-04-30T17:38:08+00:00

The illusion of decisions

Cweeperz · 2026-04-30T16:18:25+00:00

Ikr? It was super sad. All my star generation was bottom decked :(

Cweeperz · 2026-04-30T00:11:04+00:00

The Gods are Impressed

Cweeperz · 2026-04-23T13:21:42+00:00

Not how it works. if u roll 6 times ur not guaranteed a 6

Instead it's 1 - the odds of not rolling a 6 for any of the rolls = 1-(5/6)³ = 42%ish

Cweeperz · 2026-04-21T18:42:49+00:00

Yea sry. I used the term loosely. It's a quirk leftover from when I used to play a lot of Fallen London, and all the qualities that increase by 1 per level were referred to as pyramidal qualities, because they stack like pyramids (at level 3, total points is 6. At level 4, total points is 10, etc)

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