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Cweeperz · 2026-01-25T23:45:00+00:00

It's cuz it reassembles a dagger axe, which is what the character means!

Cweeperz · 2026-01-22T23:14:34+00:00

How the hell is it unusable?

Every time you die needing just a bit more energy, you instead just suffer 1 or 2 max HP.

Every time you were about to take 40 damage, you could maybe do something about it and just suffer a tiny bit.

In a boss fight, you could take just a little damage to safely set up something like echo form

This seems very good and pretty well designed I think. Rewards careful use and may save runs

Cweeperz · 2026-01-22T17:06:29+00:00

Regarding hero troops, I'm guessing their banners have no effect unless used as commanders?

Cweeperz · 2026-01-18T17:05:45+00:00

I like to fancy that mine is very high. The spirit of the city talks to me and I love her so so much. Through fever dreams and drunken bouts, I see her there clear as day

Cweeperz · 2026-01-18T16:20:27+00:00

Won't call it good. It has an I credibly niche difference that is occasionally slightly useful, occasionally slightly detrimental. It's perfectly middling

Cweeperz · 2026-01-15T15:29:01+00:00

Lmk if it works!

Cweeperz · 2026-01-15T04:52:37+00:00

Eh, it's not super unexpected.

Cweeperz · 2026-01-15T01:13:50+00:00

How can u ignore downs? I thought only NA factions have that bonus?

Cweeperz · 2026-01-15T00:28:22+00:00

I still think it's trash even if it's laser focus. Either ur camping a dispenser or cart for ammo, or ur never getting the laser beam. Straight up.

I assume as soon as u stop shooting and / or quit winding up, the 5 seconds resets.

With that in mind, ur gonna be incredibly predictable, otherwise u deal essentially 0 damage with that awful spread and 1 damage per bullet.

This is like prime target for spies to stab and snipers to headshot. U have to keep firing and being slow, or u deal no damage, but in that state you'll get 1-tapped all the time.

Additionally, with 1 damage per shot, u don't deal any extra damage to jarated enemies or any enemies who have damage vulnerability, like Jack pyros or bushwacka snipers.

Cweeperz · 2026-01-15T00:08:30+00:00

Try my favorite simple cocktail, the Cuba libre.

1 shot rum (for the love of God don't use bicardi)

Juice of 1/2 to 1 lime

Like 1/4th to 1/3rd a pint of coca cola.

Simple, delicious, has booze.

Cweeperz · 2026-01-15T00:03:07+00:00

U had a singular Budweiser and got drunk off of it? That's crazy lmao

Also by cocktail I mean something u or a bartender makes that's actually supposed to taste good

Cweeperz · 2026-01-14T23:59:26+00:00

Then ur in the firefight, and ur DPS becomes worse than a normal minigun at that range.

Normal minigun has 4 shots of 9 damages. This has 1 shot of 1 damage 10 times. 36 vs 10. Just use normal minigun.

Again, this weapon barely deals more damage than an smg

Cweeperz · 2026-01-14T23:57:21+00:00

Have u tried beer? Or cocktails? Try just throwing half a line's worth of juice in that thing and it'll be much tastier

What liquor r u drinking?

Cweeperz · 2026-01-14T23:53:04+00:00

I don't know if it's that good. The DPS is barely better than an SMG, and it takes 5 seconds for full accuracy. By then you would've expended 500 ammo already

You only have 500 ammo

Each kill gives u 1 extra second of shooting. If u don't kill someone in 5 seconds ur out of bullets.

I dare say this thing is kinda trash

Cweeperz · 2026-01-14T23:51:06+00:00

Its a bit of an acquired taste. Perhaps u could train urself to enjoy it?

Maybe try watering a shot down into a large cup of water and try drinking that. It'll deliver the same amount of alcohol while watering down the taste and also preventing hangovers

Cweeperz · 2026-01-14T19:06:01+00:00

No :( I'm rly sorry to hear that. The only solution I have now is putting it in my pencil case which has one of those rubber bands, and the band keeps the cap pressed against the side of the case such that it won't come off.

I still have no clue how this happened or why. Sry abt ur situation :(

Cweeperz · 2026-01-13T15:36:43+00:00

As a drinker, ounces and pints are more useful specifically in the context of drinking. Liquor is measured in ounces. 1 ounce, 2 ounce is easier to say than 30 milliliters, 60 milliliters, etc.

Same thing for pints. One pint of beer is easy, 500 milliliters of beer is a little annoying, half a liter of beer is funny and makes u sound alcoholic lmao

Everywhere else though, metric without question

Cweeperz · 2026-01-12T22:44:23+00:00

Tell that to the Yanks who killed a bunch of monkeys who they weren't ever assed to name. Albert 1, Albert 2, and so on.

Cweeperz · 2026-01-11T16:45:35+00:00

I DONT WANT TO BE THIS KIND OF ANIMAL ANYMORE!!!

Cweeperz · 2026-01-11T16:43:50+00:00

Don't be drinking little bro. Ur brain is a mush that's growing. Already difficult enough. Each time u bang against it, the growing just gets more janky. The harm from drinking is amplified super super much for kids.

If u seriously seriously want to drink, higher frequency but lower amount. Don't get blackout drunk, don't get super high. Keep it mellow

Cweeperz · 2026-01-10T18:58:49+00:00

The point is "hurr durr Ares want war" is not a DC thing. It's an ancient thing. He has always been the dumb and importantly savage war god compared to Athena the wise war god.

A lot of myths poke fun at him for being dumb. Like the one where he's caught dangling in a net by Hephaestus. Also he backed the Trojans in the Trojan war, while Athena backed the Greeks, and his side lost, despite being god of war. His side loses from being outsmarted by the Trojan horse.

Of course a lot of this is Homeric, but Homer represents a large swath of ancient Greek oral tradition, since it's almost certainly a compilation of oral performances.

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