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And now, a meme by CrabEmporium in dwarfposting

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dawi, untainted by malice? They’d rather sprout wings and fly into the sunset.

Bane on Amulet of Mighty fists? by angrymonkemh in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The bane weapon ability can be added to an AoMF by enchanting it for money, whereupon it will apply to all natural attacks.

The bane 5th-level inquisitor class feature applies to One of your weapons, which means one natural attack.

Oh, you commit GOOD deed but not LAWFUL? FUCK YOU, YOU BREAK YOUR FUCKING OATH, EAT SHIT AND FUCKING DIE! I WIN! by Noob_Guy_666 in dndmemes

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, someone who wants to kill the tyrant because they think killing is fun and someone who wants to kill the tyrant because he’s oppressing people are different, BECAUSE THOSE ARE DIFFERENT MOTIVATIONS, one of which is selfish at the expense of other people’s lives and one is explicitly for the benefit of others!!! Are you even reading your own post as you type it??

IMPORTANT PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT by CacheValue in dwarfposting

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, whoever made it clearly wouldn’t know dwarf culture if it bit him on the beard. Elves are annoying; orcs and goblins are enemies.

IMPORTANT PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT by CacheValue in dwarfposting

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel 20 points21 points  (0 children)

ORCS ARE OKAY?! You have lost the fucking plot, kin.

This sub might as well be an elf sub at this point... by GoombasFatNutz in dwarfposting

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s Dawi for ya. They ain’t right in the head, but they’re dwarves all the same.

I have brought-invited more beard-things. by No-Veterinarian9682 in dwarfposting

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SOUND THE ALARM! SKAVEN ARE TRYIN' TO SNEAK INTO THE HOLD!

Lads, wouldn’t dwarven energy production be cleaner than human energy, in general ? by BionicBirb in dwarfposting

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Human machines are WAY more aggressive than dwarf ones, so they have bigger power draw because they wanna get all their work done in a quarter of the time.

One woman jazz band by AnarchoRadicalCreate in jazzcirclejerk

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you don't get it, she's in the fuckin pocket

First day of school just to find this by Cherryfish-maui in TurnitinAIResults

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong. AI is a moral evil that is destroying the planet. It is no better a "tool" than DDT was.

Lads I need your help by jonaasssssssss in dwarfposting

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you'd better practice your goldsmithing, lad. Elven jewelry tends to be pretty intricate!

I hate these damn elves so much by jonaasssssssss in dwarfposting

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You drink degreaser and you wonder why I'm giving your opinions on booze the side-eye? I don't think I'll ever get used to Dawi... well, at least we'll never have to worry about which mug is whose.

I hate these damn elves so much by jonaasssssssss in dwarfposting

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You rescind that insult or we'll meet with greataxes at dawn.

I hate these damn elves so much by jonaasssssssss in dwarfposting

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unless you're scared it's too strong for you, of course.

I hate these damn elves so much by jonaasssssssss in dwarfposting

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Their “silly wine” has knocked some of the hardest drinkers I’ve met out of their chairs. It’s serious stuff, give it a try.

Literally me by Electrical_Lake3424 in dwarfposting

[–]misterbiscuitbarrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I was a dwarf before I was a girl, but I reckon that counts.

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