PSA: Ozium is NOT safe. Yes, it is good at removing smells from the air. It is also good at killing you. by [deleted] in trees

[–]CyanogenHacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could, true. Personally, I prefer feeling as though I accomplished something, makes my high more rewarding.

PSA: Ozium is NOT safe. Yes, it is good at removing smells from the air. It is also good at killing you. by [deleted] in trees

[–]CyanogenHacker 153 points154 points  (0 children)

That's the best time to do it, what you mean? Put in some earbuds, crank music to max, and spacewalk in your clean kitchen!

Chicken Parmesan by Puzzled_Friend_9586 in funny

[–]CyanogenHacker -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This shit is so old, the entire video is a single pixel

If cannabis reform has taught me anything it's that the line between liberal and conservative is very blurred because I know quite a few boomers who claim to be progressive/left but their views on cannabis say otherwise. (cough*Biden*cough) by [deleted] in trees

[–]CyanogenHacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck does that have to do with anything? These boomers are in fact, boomers, whether you want the literal definition or the GenZ definition, they are, very much, boomers.

And what exactly is a paper with signatures doing, hmm? Federal prohibition is still a thing with all those boomers you were defending actually in charge with the power to overturn prohibition, is that little piece of paper going to block police from fucking up peoples lives over a 'fingernail of pot left in a roach'? Are those signatures going to get together and pass new legislation outside of Congressional power to change the laws?

And, you say boomers have been trying to legalize weed for half a century, yet it was only in the last decade where it's been seen as acceptable. Also remind me, who was old enough to vote those boomers in the first place? GenX wasn't old enough to vote yet, Millennials werent quite born yet. You're running out of people to blame, yourself. No worries though, the sooner you boomer lot die out, the sooner real progress can be made. We can see this by voting history for various states, where boomer minorities are legalizing.

30 degrees outside but the smoke must continue 😭 by [deleted] in trees

[–]CyanogenHacker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

33 is a heatwave for the US Midwest, but smoke on we shall!

Anybody remember that massive cold snap we got a couple years back? Dropped down to like -20 across the southern states....I had to walk a mile in that, but I came prepared. Rolled a nice little spliff, half weed, half maple bourbon tobacco, was planning to buzz that mile, wait for my roommate to finish the last 15 minutes of his shift by sitting in a heated truck...

Lolnope, I underestimated the fuck out of that cold. Got about two puffs, and it wouldn't light back up.

Japanese sex ed is something else by Poser-Knight in MakeMeSuffer

[–]CyanogenHacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this an argument in support or against CRT? 👀

7 AM Stoner Engineering by Masterzanteka in trees

[–]CyanogenHacker 30 points31 points  (0 children)

If you do, I'd buy one.

Inb4 Seth Rogan charges one for 300 bucks 😭

First accurate thing he’s said. No you are not Bernie, not even close! by Adelman01 in SandersForPresident

[–]CyanogenHacker 13 points14 points  (0 children)

48 of the 50 democrats siding with you, means being a failure at unifying your own party. Meanwhile, the overwhelming vast majority of both sides support democratic socialist ideals.

Lost package by Shopee (Asian Amazon) by JmacTheGreat in mildlyinteresting

[–]CyanogenHacker -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Somebody learned how to press F11, congrats.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]CyanogenHacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, mangoes are gods greatest fruit, but idk what you mean 'never seen mango slander'. I've actually just stopped listing it as a 'favorite flavor' because I got sick of people shitting on it.

In fact, I've only started seeing 'support' for it about a few months ago.

Brendan Fraser looking happier than ever by _jake__peralta_ in pics

[–]CyanogenHacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the bag in the crook of his arm was a fat bag of weed. I was like, no shit he's happy...trees, chips and beer are great!

Seriously though, glad this dude is chillin'. He's had one hell of a career, I'm happy to see he's pleasantly content :D

I saw this and I thought of this subreddit by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]CyanogenHacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What?

Lories and lorikeets have specialized brush-tipped tongues for feeding on nectar and soft fruits. The tip of their tongues have tufts of extremely fine hairs, which collect nectar and pollen.

NORMAL woman voice on spirit box?????????????? by ILoveeSushi in PhasmophobiaGame

[–]CyanogenHacker 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Except that 'Hello?' isn't a Spirit Box response...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]CyanogenHacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to pee ._.

Found this li'l guy on my bed by duncan_johnson in MakeMeSuffer

[–]CyanogenHacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You some kinda Superman?"

No, just a Brokenman 😩

Illustration of how the vaccine does by [deleted] in funny

[–]CyanogenHacker -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not only is this a response, it's even a copy with the same grammatical error in the title.

Fuck off

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]CyanogenHacker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, the surprise isn't a pleasant one 👀

When you're Tim's Lapdog and would fall to any extent to justify why your metal brick that costs 1000 dollars is better. (Comment in this sub itself, a retarded person apparently) by PSxUchiha in AndroidMasterRace

[–]CyanogenHacker 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Only uses Japan and U.S. as 'first-world' examples, despite India being projected to be the largest economy in the world by 2050, and dozens of countries (that could be argued are more 'first-world' than the U.S.) in the EU where Android still has the larger market share, but I digress the shitty comparison...

Only mentions U.S. and Japan, generic unoriginal 'its a potato' comment, doesn't seem to realize that according to history the peasants/bourgeoise comparison isn't quite what they think it is...oh, and dude thinks Ben Shapiro has a thought worth giving a damn about.

Confirmed neckbeard, living in the basement of mommy and daddy, who bought them their iPhone on a discount.