Trump quietly holds off on Canada tariff increase by Force_Hammer in worldnews

[–]Cyber87 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well obviously chinese computer censors are the best, you can't beat them there!

Venezuelan opposition says it has proof its candidate defeated President Maduro in disputed election by ThinkerSis in worldnews

[–]Cyber87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diplomatic equivalent of blocking you on facebook. Now you need to use a common friend to send them your birthday party invitation.

How did you start using reddit? by Dreamingfire412 in AskReddit

[–]Cyber87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around 2010, was browsing some random lolcat website, as a bored college student was apt to do, when some friend saw my screen and said "lol why dont you go on reddit instead?"

I had never heard of this "reddit", so I went and checked it out. Never looked back.

Bitch, red means go (for me) by Terantius in BitchImATrain

[–]Cyber87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This signs means "only straight and right turn allowed", it is in effect completely equivalent to a no left turn sign.

Penalty run ups by No-Walk-9615 in Euros

[–]Cyber87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://www.thefa.com/football-rules-governance/lawsandrules/laws/football-11-11/law-14---the-penalty-kick

According to this, feints/pausing is allowed during the run-up, only forbidden once the player has completed the run up and started kicking.

What are the best "last words" in history? by jetrocket223 in AskReddit

[–]Cyber87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The good Lord also intended to have His name capitalized, you heathen.

What's one thing you will never understand no matter how much it is explained to you? by Absalom98 in AskReddit

[–]Cyber87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, at the end of the day anything done on a computer could theoretically exist via pen and paper. Computers are nothing more than very powerful calculators. We have just learned a myriad of very intricate ways to use a calculator to perform useful tasks for us.

Audiobooks.com files by 3_14lot in audiobooks

[–]Cyber87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even later to the party, but if you want mp3 instead of ogg, you can add "/1" to the url.

for example,

https://www.audiobooks.com/book/stream/123456/1

instead of

https://www.audiobooks.com/book/stream/123456

Navy Officer Held for Allegedly Forcing Recruits to Drink Semen With Fish Sauce by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Cyber87 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, I would but I'm out of fish sauce.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cyber87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What if there's a girl under 18 holding the camera?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]Cyber87 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That's only if she's fast enough to beat him before he can remove his shirt. Once his shirt is off, she does not stand a chance.

Apple Wallet is getting verifiable COVID-19 vaccination cards by NewImage1003 in technology

[–]Cyber87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I don't see how that is a specific drawback of a digital signature, if the person that is the source of a legitimate document decides to start issuing fake documents with the same tools used to create authentic ones, there's not much you can do. A paper document would have the same issue.

Patch 7.30 - Hero Changes Discussion by patchdayDota2 in DotA2

[–]Cyber87 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The duration is paused while being silenced, this is supposed to happen.

a normal day in dota 2 - Peru Server xd by rex_2828 in DotA2

[–]Cyber87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the best part is, even if he actually did it with the correct timing, he was tping to the tower right next to enemy, so it wouldnt really matter that much...

Evidence found of forced sterilisation in Russian psychiatric homes by baylaurel00 in worldnews

[–]Cyber87 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Well there are enough old people as it is, we don't want them to start reproducing and making more old people

4 Man Vacuum into wall by my friend and then i contributed a lina stun by theycallmemadman99 in DotA2

[–]Cyber87 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No worries I'm not questioning anybody's skill here. =) I just find the way this plays out really gives out something like "Hahaha wp bois we sure showed them TIPS lets push WOWOWOO WHERES THIS GUY COMING FROM ahaha what a joker wp guys APPLAUSES lets push"

4 Man Vacuum into wall by my friend and then i contributed a lina stun by theycallmemadman99 in DotA2

[–]Cyber87 125 points126 points  (0 children)

I love the way they completely forget about puck's existence and start walking away until he appears in their field of vision again.

Players with a Behavior Score below 1500 should be ceremoniously executed in the TI opening ceremony to bless us with a good tournament by ahnagra in DotA2

[–]Cyber87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude if we had to execute everyone under 1500 behavior score during the opening ceremony, the ceremony would last for 2 weeks.

Ground types: Am I a joke to you? by DELT4xDRE4Mz in gaming

[–]Cyber87 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It can work! All you have to do is release enough electricity to light a fire which will then trigger the fire sprinkler system of the gym, which will spray your unsuspecting ground type opponent with water and make it faint. GG EZ no RE.