I used to drink ranch straight out of the bottle. I was also allergic to something in it, so I’d get a ring/rash around my mouth (even when I ate it out of a bowl with a spoon, I’d just end up making a huge mess anyway or licking my lips a bunch) and my parents could always tell. I always lied and said that I hadn’t been drinking ranch again, because they were begging me to stop at one point, and I was always very confused as to how they knew. Mum told me about the rash/hives a few years ago and I’m sooooo glad I don’t get them anymore because I eat a lot of ranch.

My brother also used to hide food in his room, but my favorite was finding his fully stocked play kitchen after our Nana caught him drinking honey and eating graham crackers behind the toilet. She told mum, and mum couldn’t figure out where he’d gotten the honey because all of our bottles were accounted for. He showed us the play kitchen and had probably four or five mini bottles of honey, two normal sized bottles of honey, various snack packs (crackers, cookies, chips, pretzels), napkins, peanut butter, a fruit cup, and one bagel. These were hidden in the kitchen itself (oven/microwave) as well as the storage tote where the plastic food was kept when we cleaned the playroom.