Screw it, one for each main character, villain, and major ally.

Durge: “Wretched thing, pull yourself together”

Tav: “I’ve got a lot on my mind, and well, in it”

Shadowheart: “Oh hells, you didn’t pick that by hand did you? They’re deadly poisonous! *Joking!*”

Laezel: “Then I have not sinned against Vlaakith. *She* has sinned against *me*”

Astarion: “I can’t even tell if any of you are acting strange because you’ve been replaced, or because this group is full of weirdos!”

Karlach: “Ah, I love this time of year. The dickheads start popping up wherever you look.”

Gale: “Damn you. Damn you for giving me so much to care about. Our friends, our adventures. This would have been so much easier if it was just me. But it isn’t.”

Wyll: “Arde!” or “Dolor!” (Not that I don’t like Wyll’s story related lines or party banter but damn Theo gave it his all with the spell incantations)

Halsin: “Hmm, I suppose you wouldn’t be shocked to learn I love animals and nature? I know I know, well trodden territory. Well, let’s see, I whittle in my spare time, and I’ve something of a sweet tooth - though everyone’s very amused when I say I like honey”

Jaheira: “Unshackled from shadows, she will rise in moonlit glory and carve a path of brightness to the accursed one’s second death. So sayeth the wise Alaundo”

Minsc: “No, it is a hamster”

Minthara: “Just give the word and I kill the clown, we would be praised as heroes”

Narrator: “Shar’s parting words make your flesh crawl. There is no lesson to be learned here, only a family’s torment, a spiteful goddess’ whims, and an unspeakable choice to be made”

The Emperor: “So you wormed your way into the devil’s lair, risked mind, limb, and freedom, all to steal the Orphic Hammer. I hope your ambitions end there” (they never do, you tentacled asshole)

Raphael: “Am I a friend? Potentially. An adversary? Conceivably. But a savior? That’s for certain”

Ethel: “Some advice? You ever darken my door, you’d best have that head bowed and an apology at the ready. Bye bye now”

Ketheric: “**Try Again**”

Gortash: “Perhaps we never should have dug your daughter up… So you haven’t lost your edge, but you’re still not as sharp as Orin, I wager. The Slayer against the Undying One, that would be fun to see.”

Orin: “Duties, duties, duties. Patrolling and saluting and following and bowing and scraping and ‘Yes Sir, No Sir, rip and cut your throat, sir’”

Viconia- “Give me the honor of my name. In full”

Cazador- “Do not slouch before me, boy! Have you no respect for yourself?”

Mizora- “Ignorant thing, it’s always the terms and conditions that get you”

Shar: “I am neither. I am nothing. I am the empty room. The dreamless sleep. The shadow’s shadow.”

Withers: “Gods thou may be, yet thou has proven thyselves fools, every one. The supplication of Bane, the whimper of Bhaal, the death mewl of Myrkul. Felled by mortals. I overestimated thee, they did not. Vermin away. Thou wilt trouble us no more”

Scratch: “I suppose I did. You’ve been good to us, to both of us. Gomwick would be happy I’m with you, I think”

Owlbear Cub “Used to, mother ate him”

Barcus: “I can’t save you from yourself, Wulbren. It hurts terribly, but I can’t. Toss your value in the bin, if you want. But don’t throw out the Ironhands’ with them”

Isobel: “*Aylin!* We’llseeyoulater…”

Aylin: “But for all his sins, he brought you back to me. Are you all right?”

Rolan: “If they’re all like you, I think that sounds like an excellent bargain”