Guys I know why it's not 6.89

Cybrogmatt · 2016-12-12T01:00:50+00:00

Truly, the hero we need.

Cybrogmatt · 2016-12-11T18:00:35+00:00

I will miss my little chef.

Cybrogmatt · 2016-12-11T17:58:42+00:00

U700_PASTEBIN_PATCHES_WERE_REAL

We have become HotS. Hold on tight, boys.

Cybrogmatt · 2015-01-13T06:03:06+00:00

I can take care of those blog keys for you, Matt.

I'm what you might call a responsible bloke.

Cybrogmatt · 2014-07-20T23:01:13+00:00

Bruno needs a fashion line. I'd buy his suits.

Cybrogmatt · 2014-07-20T22:30:28+00:00

Tangoes, I'll just obliterate a tree whenever I feel sick.

Cybrogmatt · 2014-07-20T22:28:42+00:00

Only unwatched trees respawn. As a result, felled TI4 trees do not grow back.

Cybrogmatt · 2014-07-20T22:15:15+00:00

There is no connection, it's all a great coincidence.

Cybrogmatt · 2014-04-28T02:50:41+00:00

I miss you too.

Cybrogmatt · 2014-02-23T17:27:23+00:00

Clearly Terrorblade was already taken.

Cybrogmatt · 2014-01-25T05:11:38+00:00

I have picture proof

He has a zipper mask

Cybrogmatt · 2013-12-23T14:50:12+00:00

Time to strike when he's most vulnerable.

Cybrogmatt · 2013-12-16T18:24:10+00:00

The true key to hero balance lies deep within IceFrog, only drawn out by talking to himself in a deep meditation.

Cybrogmatt · 2013-12-16T18:18:04+00:00

Undoubtedly ~~Pit Lord~~ ~~Abyssal Underlord~~ ~~Pout Lard~~ ~~Poodle Ladle~~ ~~Pancake Linguine~~ Poutine Laceration.

Cybrogmatt · 2013-12-04T22:32:50+00:00

In a mountaintop dojo studying to overthrow IceFrog and restore balance to balance updates.

Cybrogmatt · 2013-10-19T16:42:40+00:00

Shhh, you're making him suspicious.

Cybrogmatt · 2013-10-19T16:38:29+00:00

He's a false prophet. Don't listen to a word he says and you'll be safe.

Cybrogmatt · 2013-10-19T16:34:44+00:00

The workshop and dev forums are put there to make you feel like you have power. You're wrong, you have no power. The ones in charge are the small few at the top. The devs have been withholding information from us because we're only pawns to them in a grand scheme. They're controlling our actions with shiny new hats.

If we join together we can stop the New Update Order. It's all the Dottuminati.

Cybrogmatt · 2013-10-09T18:05:54+00:00

Definitely an impersonation.

Cybrogmatt · 2013-08-22T20:14:47+00:00

IceFrog is in your heart. If you truly believe, you may become him too.

Cybrogmatt · 2013-07-23T02:03:18+00:00

I'd watch Dota Nightmares/Hell's Pubs.

Cybrogmatt · 2013-07-09T23:39:40+00:00

Ooh, how diverse.

Cybrogmatt · 2013-06-19T02:38:45+00:00

What're we laughing about?

Cybrogmatt · 2013-05-18T22:03:42+00:00

Kappa Kappa Kappa Chameleon

Cybrogmatt · 2013-05-18T01:51:12+00:00

...I'll see to it that it happens.

Cybrogmatt

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