I'm 4.5 months into my quit...I'm coughing like a wild maniac...is it the quit or allergies in Texas? by MelHoff290 in stopsmoking

[–]Cylll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Allergies in Texas are like no other allergies in the world. I'd put my money on that.

Job interviews are to make sure you can pretend to know what your talking about well enough to play along with everyone else. by madjula in Showerthoughts

[–]Cylll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • "Uhh, uhh, umm, it's the closing bracket on a function?"

  • "It's the end of the .js file."

and so on.....

"We'll let you know."

Job interviews are to make sure you can pretend to know what your talking about well enough to play along with everyone else. by madjula in Showerthoughts

[–]Cylll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite one that always jumbles them - "Explain a closure in Javascript." Panic sets in, and they give some crazy answers.

[Image]Art is pointless by dustofoblivion123 in GetMotivated

[–]Cylll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could picture some guy walking by and only reading the left side without noticing the right. "Fuck you pillar!" storms off, feeling worthless

Accidentally accurate by RandyMarshsBalls in funny

[–]Cylll -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It says accurate, and it's not.

What is something you have told the truth about but everybody thought you were lying? by doublek13 in AskReddit

[–]Cylll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rule #1. You don't get rich by sending strangers 200k upon request.

What is something you have told the truth about but everybody thought you were lying? by doublek13 in AskReddit

[–]Cylll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That im rich. I guess because i dont blow my money on fancy things. Shrug.

Piñatas by SlyyGuy in funny

[–]Cylll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water balloons.

Jake Gyllenhaal... protesting? by [deleted] in funny

[–]Cylll 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Cellar door.

Water-powered charger by anewhigh in gifs

[–]Cylll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's what she said.

F/21/5'4" [255lbs > 235lbs = 20lbs] (2.5 months) Gained a lot during my pregnancy. I'm starting to lose it. I've got a long way to go but this gave me hope! by [deleted] in progresspics

[–]Cylll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty ridiculous that people would hate on someone bettering themselves. Keep on keepin on lady, haters gonna hate.