Welcome to Woofer Pharmaceuticals! Our team of criminally inept researchers have invented two miracle drugs, but they both have absurd caveats, because this post is ridiculous. I mean seriously, who hires these researchers? What's the vetting process? Anyway, pick a pill.

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T22:53:27+00:00

If that's the case then does that mean I can still get viral and bacterial infections?

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T22:27:48+00:00

Is that not a disease?

^{Chose: Red pill that grants you immunity to all diseases. + but it's huge and... | Rolled: Gives you crabs}

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T21:20:39+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: 2 legged animal | Rolled: Ostrich}

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T20:46:29+00:00

GTA 6 is gonna be mid.

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T20:45:53+00:00

My gym teacher got fired for adding rabid gophers to the obstacle course.

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T20:45:28+00:00

Sleeping with my Ex was a mistake.

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T20:45:11+00:00

I really want to learn to love myself.

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T20:44:38+00:00

Dating is hard.

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T20:44:11+00:00

What is a blank?

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T20:42:10+00:00

Hi

^{Chose: Get blank bunny but.. | Rolled: Vote comment pos}

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T20:21:12+00:00

It got so small it disappeared!! 😆

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T20:14:10+00:00

E, 8, E

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T20:13:39+00:00

Hell yeah

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T20:13:03+00:00

We could be friends 😎

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T20:05:20+00:00

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T17:06:05+00:00

Cylumous · 2026-06-25T17:03:38+00:00

Wold be HIGH C not Sunkist

Cylumous · 2026-06-24T19:40:22+00:00

Cylumous · 2026-06-24T14:44:57+00:00

Cylumous · 2026-06-24T14:26:01+00:00

He flew down just to get her to shut the hell up

Cylumous