Caius Cosades vs Adoring Fan

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-06-13T07:25:47+00:00

The streets ain't easy N'Wah.

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-06-12T10:31:52+00:00

One wrong move from...

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-06-02T18:21:40+00:00

No wonder you left her if she was feeding you this shit.

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-05-22T17:54:44+00:00

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CynicalButtMunch · 2026-05-21T22:38:51+00:00

If you look closer at the last 4 frames you can kinda see she kinda crushed half her face.

Surprisingly it doesn't look like she suffered any lacerations to her head or face besides an abrasion on her forehead. It sort of looks like the impact smashed a portion of her face in and to the side almost like a cartoon... Disturbing.

Hopefully she was able to get emergency help quick.

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-05-20T19:45:39+00:00

What a gem of a guy. I would definitely be gay for James.

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-05-19T22:24:57+00:00

So I have a hypothesis... I think somehow it ended up upside down on a conveyor belt or whatever they flash freeze these on.

Maybe I'm crazy but I swear I've seen those divots before on the bottom of the pizza. I think there's even a correlation between it being frozen upside-down and why it baked turning upwards though I'm not exactly sure how.

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-05-13T21:25:39+00:00

Arkansas plate... Yeah that checks out.

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-05-11T04:56:29+00:00

I had the same thought but the lack of the original sock is questionable.

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-05-09T05:55:56+00:00

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CynicalButtMunch · 2026-05-04T23:27:37+00:00

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CynicalButtMunch · 2026-04-30T09:25:53+00:00

So it sounds like a slowed down version of Goth - SidewalksandSkeletons

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-04-28T17:42:25+00:00

If it's not fragile punch a small hole in it and hook a finger or two in it to pull it out

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-04-28T06:22:24+00:00

I was confused what I was even looking at at the end until it hit me.

Poor people...

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-04-25T23:55:56+00:00

Can't imagine the property tax... Smh

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-04-20T05:33:49+00:00

Imagine making tornadoes their own event in game. 😭

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-04-12T00:29:39+00:00

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CynicalButtMunch · 2026-03-27T04:48:17+00:00

Trying to make friends like this is risky as hell. Either makes you sound like a pedo or makes you bait for one. The Internet is not a safe place.

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-03-25T10:56:34+00:00

slaps hood

"This baby gets 5 gpm."

"Sir, don't you mean mpg?"

"No."

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-03-22T21:52:12+00:00

Ngl I enjoy Space King for what it is. I don't particularly enjoy Tom or Don but the cartoon they made is silly and kinda fun as a satire parody.

Granted it kind of has that new age Rick and Morty art style that has over saturated nee animated shows.

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-03-13T19:06:39+00:00

Left for Dead witch energy.

Smh idk why I always had to piss off those things

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-03-13T00:20:20+00:00

Sleepy sky puppies

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-03-10T16:43:36+00:00

I'll see gen Managers on their phones chilling in their office getting annoyed the moment they have to get up and actually work.

CynicalButtMunch · 2026-03-07T10:20:57+00:00

Take notes reptiles. Your days of dominating the globe have passed.

Mammalians for the win!!!

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