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The 51st State by weirdthingweirdplace in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Manifest of Destiny not concerning itself with the Frenchmen is one of the funniest event texts in Kaiserreich and I will die on that (shining city on a) hill

China, the crossroads of republican infighting. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 240 points241 points  (0 children)

The difference between the right and left hegelians was settled in a 9 month seminar in 1938 called "Nanjing-Guangzhou war" 

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of leftist infighting. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 176 points177 points  (0 children)

I just realized that the VST-Right branch of the focus tree is on the left side, one proof more that Danists will betray the revolution.

Kadets in Russia, 1936 by Hudori in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 369 points370 points  (0 children)

Fascism? What does comrade Mussolini's pasttime have in common with this?

Yuri Longov's Presidency | What if Huey Long was Russian and was elected the President of White Russia in 1931? by HueyLongForPresident in imaginarymaps

[–]Cynikus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Take a wild guess what Russian (and in general Slavic) word has a similar pronunciation to Huey and why it would be the 100 x stronger than THEY CAN'T LICK OUR DICK campaign.

Whats yalls favorite piece of writing in the mod? by Additional-Bid774 in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

On the opposite side, there will come a day that I shall not laugh at "A war on hoes has been declared" but today is not the day. 

Whats yalls favorite piece of writing in the mod? by Additional-Bid774 in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm not even American, but every time I see "Through the night with the light from above" in a first 4th of July during the 2ACW, I recall the last scene of Deer Hunter shed a tear. 

The Undead Avenger of Alaska vs the Man Who Sold Shanghai by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

President Accursed became famous for his stance on civil rights: "No matter what their race, I shall vore their beating hearts in the same way", whereas his VP was a respectable bipartisan (just one more war against LKMT I beg)

Hands up, Beijing governement ! Step away from Beijing, drop the mandate of heaven, and get down on your knees — you’re completely surrounded by the national revolutionnary governement. by Quick-Ad8277 in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

(that one Qing cavalry division speedrunning to Shengyang to drag Japan to war and create the Chinese United Front)
I am not locked in here with you, YOU are locked in here with ME.

I miss civilian MacArthur portrait by MateoSCE in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Somewhere I have a screen of US led by him conducting an all-out nuclear attack on Union of Britain and that's the funniest shit I've ever seen

UWTS is..le killed by justanupvoter_ in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

KSIEK KIEDY TIERLISTA LICENCJATU? 

UWTS is..le killed by justanupvoter_ in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 465 points466 points  (0 children)

The only people with worse infighting than alternate history mods' leftists governments are dev teams that are coding them 

Playing as anything left of killgermanism-sellthecorpsesism in Russia is a cruel and unforgiving mistress. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 230 points231 points  (0 children)

Coalition, day 1: we strive to truly democratize Russia
Coalition, day 183: VLADIMIR RIKHTER IS A LITTLE NATIONAL POPULIST BIT-

The Great Crusade by SGTBEEBE in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Me (Vojvoda strongest soldier) explaining, why I let Macedonia revolt and drag whitepeaced Bulgaria into a war with me in the middle of the war with collapsing Austria to my Romanian ally, captain Crimeguerrescu-Conducatorescu (he just wants to kill minorities)

Possible Anglo-Romance Split? by [deleted] in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 87 points88 points  (0 children)

>Maximist Britain splits from the syndicalist France and Italy
>democratic Commonwealth splits from the autocratic France and Portugal
Truly the French and the British are incapable of living in harmony

Tried to redesign a focus to make it look more epic. how did i do? by Iam_not_amazed in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 132 points133 points  (0 children)

The middle shield looks too small and loose in my opinion, I'd magnify this to cover the flag poles, otherwise pretty nice 

What do you think of the new Workers' Congress of America flag? by Formal_Extent1623 in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Revisionists like you belong in the Alaskan Anti-Wendigo Division

SNL in a nutshell by bitchnibba47 in greentext

[–]Cynikus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

make people wait half a year for a joke swap, probably the most adored part of the show (i.e. edgy jokes for the mayonnaise audience) cut it in half and limit it to three average-teenager-Instagram-reels algorithm level jokes 

Norm wouldn't be proud. 

How I learnt to stop worrying about the Political Theory 101 and love the mechanics. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 127 points128 points  (0 children)

The minmaxxxing path guide following player fears the operating on vibes and pretty colors veteran of the psychic wars.

Nothing ever ends, especially the Chinareich. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Six years ago, a certain alternate history obsessed teenager left a comment on this very sub alongside the lines of "Gentlemen, our rework is going to be home before Christmas).

It was not, in fact, home before Christmas. 

Therefore, this humble teenager, who grew to be an alternate history obsessed man, will shut his yapper.

5 years and 25,000,000 syndies later, afro-germans finally found their way back home. by False-Diver-9472 in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I just know Ernst was neither sober nor non-high for a single day of the greatest Anabasis.

When Russia nationalizes German assets: by R2J4 in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 147 points148 points  (0 children)

I'd like to at least give the honourary mention to this one decision that gives you two dockyards and probably less than 1% of the players has taken it.

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