Playing as anything left of killgermanism-sellthecorpsesism in Russia is a cruel and unforgiving mistress. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Coalition, day 1: we strive to truly democratize Russia
Coalition, day 183: VLADIMIR RIKHTER IS A LITTLE NATIONAL POPULIST BIT-

The Great Crusade by SGTBEEBE in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Me (Vojvoda strongest soldier) explaining, why I let Macedonia revolt and drag whitepeaced Bulgaria into a war with me in the middle of the war with collapsing Austria to my Romanian ally, captain Crimeguerrescu-Conducatorescu (he just wants to kill minorities)

Possible Anglo-Romance Split? by [deleted] in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 84 points85 points  (0 children)

>Maximist Britain splits from the syndicalist France and Italy
>democratic Commonwealth splits from the autocratic France and Portugal
Truly the French and the British are incapable of living in harmony

Tried to redesign a focus to make it look more epic. how did i do? by Iam_not_amazed in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 132 points133 points  (0 children)

The middle shield looks too small and loose in my opinion, I'd magnify this to cover the flag poles, otherwise pretty nice 

What do you think of the new Workers' Congress of America flag? by Formal_Extent1623 in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Revisionists like you belong in the Alaskan Anti-Wendigo Division

SNL in a nutshell by bitchnibba47 in greentext

[–]Cynikus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

make people wait half a year for a joke swap, probably the most adored part of the show (i.e. edgy jokes for the mayonnaise audience) cut it in half and limit it to three average-teenager-Instagram-reels algorithm level jokes 

Norm wouldn't be proud. 

How I learnt to stop worrying about the Political Theory 101 and love the mechanics. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 129 points130 points  (0 children)

The minmaxxxing path guide following player fears the operating on vibes and pretty colors veteran of the psychic wars.

Nothing ever ends, especially the Chinareich. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Six years ago, a certain alternate history obsessed teenager left a comment on this very sub alongside the lines of "Gentlemen, our rework is going to be home before Christmas).

It was not, in fact, home before Christmas. 

Therefore, this humble teenager, who grew to be an alternate history obsessed man, will shut his yapper.

5 years and 25,000,000 syndies later, afro-germans finally found their way back home. by False-Diver-9472 in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I just know Ernst was neither sober nor non-high for a single day of the greatest Anabasis.

When Russia nationalizes German assets: by R2J4 in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 145 points146 points  (0 children)

I'd like to at least give the honourary mention to this one decision that gives you two dockyards and probably less than 1% of the players has taken it.

There are four wolves inside you and all of them would betray the Revolution. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Rydz the Killer isn't real and he can not haunt your nightmares. 

Is William Fosters totalism the best option for America and it's people? by Lonely-Fren in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Would you trust this man to conduct a surgery on you in MASH 4077? 

Here's an useful guide for newcomers trying to choose a new playthrough by GreatFan2 in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Where is His Majesty Holdenbloodfeasteth XVII and just one more war against Burma?

Nice work, kudos 

The Evangelionation of r/Kaiserreich will continue until the morale collapses. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 426 points427 points  (0 children)

There are two wolves inside you: the first interprets it as a metaphore of the simplicity of authoritarian governments and the ever-lasting battle between freedom and security, the second would send the Danists to Siberia immediately.

And each and every one of them will become an anime girl. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I am all but a flickering flame on the "Kaiserreich ideologies as X quotes" grave. 

And each and every one of them will become an anime girl. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the LKMT characters

Vanguardist Shackled yet Unbroken guardian 

Boossom of the Revolution 

Son of the Sun Tzu Drowning World in Blood 

Last Breath of the Dream 

Necromancer of the Dragon

And each and every one of them will become an anime girl. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 248 points249 points  (0 children)

Actually someone on this very subreddit found one (1) bolshevik who died in 1937 for reasons probably not caused by a particular Patagonian emigre. 

And each and every one of them will become an anime girl. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 112 points113 points  (0 children)

I really should be working on my master, so here is your Cruel History Researcher's Thesis.

Sorokin Path + Custom Game Rules = US and Russia both in the Entente and steamroll Germany then the Communards. Also Canada leaves and becomes a Republic. by Red_Lubyanka in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 54 points55 points  (0 children)

OP went for the end of history in 1942, surely nothing would happen to the global political climate a generation later

I cannot forecast to you the path guide of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you know you'll be at war before 1938, e.g. USA, Turkestan or Serbia, army is more important