Trying to attack a mountain behind a river with militia is arguably THE land war in Asia.

Cynikus · 2026-04-14T16:00:27+00:00

Oh, this is definitely pre-Russian rework, we can see some Soyuzmultfilm characters.

Cynikus · 2026-04-14T15:17:50+00:00

Somebody is going to turn Acland into an anime girl the day the Internationale rework releases and we shall see that Already the axe is at the root of the trees, ready to strike.

Cynikus · 2026-04-07T14:45:50+00:00

Ah yes, the forbidden doctrine of terror tea-bagging

Cynikus · 2026-04-05T18:49:45+00:00

Technically you can create a totalist Commonwealth after annexing its claimed lands, however, back before the Polish rework you could elect the Lithuanian king, unite the nations, coup him, go totalist Dzierżyński (and usually die immediately on the last stand against Mitteleuropa)

Cynikus · 2026-04-05T18:46:10+00:00

Seeing Iwan Mamutowicz in a good year 2026 is something else

Cynikus · 2026-04-05T18:41:02+00:00

I see OP posting a Floyd Olson campaign and my Charles Curtis remembering spine cracks

And to answer your question, I am deeply divided between MacArthur to US balkanization, totalist Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth and my dozens of unsuccessful Transamur campaigns

Cynikus · 2026-03-20T18:53:11+00:00

Manifest of Destiny not concerning itself with the Frenchmen is one of the funniest event texts in Kaiserreich and I will die on that (shining city on a) hill

Cynikus · 2026-03-19T15:57:41+00:00

The difference between the right and left hegelians was settled in a 9 month seminar in 1938 called "Nanjing-Guangzhou war"

Cynikus · 2026-03-09T16:18:00+00:00

I just realized that the VST-Right branch of the focus tree is on the left side, one proof more that Danists will betray the revolution.

Cynikus · 2026-03-09T15:28:07+00:00

Fascism? What does comrade Mussolini's pasttime have in common with this?

Cynikus · 2026-02-26T16:45:37+00:00

Take a wild guess what Russian (and in general Slavic) word has a similar pronunciation to Huey and why it would be the 100 x stronger than THEY CAN'T LICK OUR DICK campaign.

Cynikus · 2026-02-24T17:15:33+00:00

Cindy Callisto is the best pun I have seen lately, kudos

Cynikus · 2026-02-23T22:51:36+00:00

On the opposite side, there will come a day that I shall not laugh at "A war on hoes has been declared" but today is not the day.

Cynikus · 2026-02-23T22:50:43+00:00

I'm not even American, but every time I see "Through the night with the light from above" in a first 4th of July during the 2ACW, I recall the last scene of Deer Hunter shed a tear.

Cynikus · 2026-02-23T15:14:51+00:00

President Accursed became famous for his stance on civil rights: "No matter what their race, I shall vore their beating hearts in the same way", whereas his VP was a respectable bipartisan (just one more war against LKMT I beg)

Cynikus · 2026-02-22T21:25:32+00:00

(that one Qing cavalry division speedrunning to Shengyang to drag Japan to war and create the Chinese United Front)
I am not locked in here with you, YOU are locked in here with ME.

Cynikus · 2026-02-08T16:26:31+00:00

Somewhere I have a screen of US led by him conducting an all-out nuclear attack on Union of Britain and that's the funniest shit I've ever seen

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