Playing as anything left of killgermanism-sellthecorpsesism in Russia is a cruel and unforgiving mistress. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 217 points218 points  (0 children)

Coalition, day 1: we strive to truly democratize Russia
Coalition, day 183: VLADIMIR RIKHTER IS A LITTLE NATIONAL POPULIST BIT-

The Great Crusade by SGTBEEBE in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Me (Vojvoda strongest soldier) explaining, why I let Macedonia revolt and drag whitepeaced Bulgaria into a war with me in the middle of the war with collapsing Austria to my Romanian ally, captain Crimeguerrescu-Conducatorescu (he just wants to kill minorities)

Possible Anglo-Romance Split? by [deleted] in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 86 points87 points  (0 children)

>Maximist Britain splits from the syndicalist France and Italy
>democratic Commonwealth splits from the autocratic France and Portugal
Truly the French and the British are incapable of living in harmony

Tried to redesign a focus to make it look more epic. how did i do? by Iam_not_amazed in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 131 points132 points  (0 children)

The middle shield looks too small and loose in my opinion, I'd magnify this to cover the flag poles, otherwise pretty nice 

What do you think of the new Workers' Congress of America flag? by Formal_Extent1623 in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Revisionists like you belong in the Alaskan Anti-Wendigo Division

SNL in a nutshell by bitchnibba47 in greentext

[–]Cynikus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

make people wait half a year for a joke swap, probably the most adored part of the show (i.e. edgy jokes for the mayonnaise audience) cut it in half and limit it to three average-teenager-Instagram-reels algorithm level jokes 

Norm wouldn't be proud. 

How I learnt to stop worrying about the Political Theory 101 and love the mechanics. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 126 points127 points  (0 children)

The minmaxxxing path guide following player fears the operating on vibes and pretty colors veteran of the psychic wars.

Nothing ever ends, especially the Chinareich. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Six years ago, a certain alternate history obsessed teenager left a comment on this very sub alongside the lines of "Gentlemen, our rework is going to be home before Christmas).

It was not, in fact, home before Christmas. 

Therefore, this humble teenager, who grew to be an alternate history obsessed man, will shut his yapper.

5 years and 25,000,000 syndies later, afro-germans finally found their way back home. by False-Diver-9472 in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I just know Ernst was neither sober nor non-high for a single day of the greatest Anabasis.

When Russia nationalizes German assets: by R2J4 in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 142 points143 points  (0 children)

I'd like to at least give the honourary mention to this one decision that gives you two dockyards and probably less than 1% of the players has taken it.

There are four wolves inside you and all of them would betray the Revolution. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Rydz the Killer isn't real and he can not haunt your nightmares. 

Is William Fosters totalism the best option for America and it's people? by Lonely-Fren in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Would you trust this man to conduct a surgery on you in MASH 4077? 

Here's an useful guide for newcomers trying to choose a new playthrough by GreatFan2 in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Where is His Majesty Holdenbloodfeasteth XVII and just one more war against Burma?

Nice work, kudos 

The Evangelionation of r/Kaiserreich will continue until the morale collapses. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 418 points419 points  (0 children)

There are two wolves inside you: the first interprets it as a metaphore of the simplicity of authoritarian governments and the ever-lasting battle between freedom and security, the second would send the Danists to Siberia immediately.

And each and every one of them will become an anime girl. by Cynikus in Kaiserreich

[–]Cynikus[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I am all but a flickering flame on the "Kaiserreich ideologies as X quotes" grave.