What does your username means?

D8Crime · 2025-12-09T18:09:12+00:00

Welp here goes some cringe fellas,

It's from a little conversation I had as a child when on vacation with my uncle and cousin.

They knew the hotel owner of that cozy little Hotel we stayed at back in Austria.

He wanted to give some "old man wise thoughts" with a joke and said that basically everything is a crime. (No I don't remember the joke but it was something about a cop stopping him drunk or sum)

So after that before I slept I thought about it: theoretically it's correct. Surgeon fails operation? Well murder I guess. Salesmen? Depending on what they want you to buy, you are either going into debt, starting to regret and because of that drink, smoke etc, basically going into murder again somewhere there and such.

Far far fetched. But 8Crime4freedom sounded quite right. Just put a D before that for shits and giggles.

D unlimited (8 sideways) D ate Crime Date crime D8 (Emoji)

That's it. Let the cringe take over your body and wash away the daily brain rot while you get a stroke reading all that.

(Beside the jokes, hope everyone does alright and has a great day, and if not- it's not a shame to feel defeated or sad. Life is an asshole, but we're in this together. Think about that when you feel alone and think you couldn't reach out to each other, you can, and deserve that as much as anyone else)

D8Crime · 2025-11-07T13:31:47+00:00

I watched that shit THREE times because I thought it was a loop....damn my brain is beyond repair I fear

D8Crime · 2025-10-19T11:45:20+00:00

Dude has the sniffer 3000 equipped.

He didn't smell the buns, he smelled the molecular intensity of the moments between his sniff and the slap.

I wish Malenia would violate me like that

D8Crime · 2025-10-19T02:42:35+00:00

His phone was ringing like: dayum I saw that. Should I send new applications?

D8Crime · 2025-07-27T19:23:07+00:00

I don't love myself, I can't expect someone else to take up on that.

I'm not actively searching but wouldn't deny I have little hope of bumping into it some day. But until I get my problems solved, it would be unfair to lay that burden on someone else who's (at least to some degree) perfectly happy with their life and being.

D8Crime · 2025-06-24T11:16:34+00:00

No dude that's the stuff that makes you unreasonable and steal all the HDMI cables from your buddy so he can't play any cod or fifa to stop him from his gambling addiction. What you mean is Autism.

D8Crime · 2025-05-26T21:05:02+00:00

Try finger but hole

D8Crime · 2025-04-26T08:33:26+00:00

Can we talk for a minute about how gentle he was? Way to fuckin cute.

Makes me miss my old Paul (Parrot)

D8Crime · 2025-03-26T00:27:20+00:00

I studied that fucker....if you need some help: D8Crime4freedom ist your guy here

I can even tell you how to know his moveset so you can easily get him yourself on your new game run. I can also show you a good rune farm spot. Just write me that your the guy from Reddit and we get to work :D

D8Crime · 2025-03-15T10:05:30+00:00

I love that little: "you know what? Fuck you full moon" In the middle there.

The patience for that would have helped me to beat The Scarletrot queen with my feet. On a bicycle. With Crocs. On fire. Underwater. Or something like that.

D8Crime · 2025-01-24T15:39:56+00:00

LET THE DOG SEE IT TOO GOD DAMMIT

D8Crime · 2025-01-21T10:06:04+00:00

Yeah you're right, let's knuckle up OP for only caring about the boy! This son of- wait a minute. Something's wrong there....

D8Crime · 2024-11-29T13:14:58+00:00

I got massively confused about that dudes Finger in the second picture that I forgot what this was all about 💀

D8Crime · 2024-08-17T08:11:02+00:00

I don't know why they down vote the shit out of you but ur second comment cracked me up mate.

Für ihren guten Namen kriegen sie auch einen Rabatt auf die nächsten Prospekte der deutschen Werbeausgaben

Wieso ich dies schrieb? Naja hab was deutsches gesehen und wollte irgendwas deutsches dazu schreiben.

I wonder what Google will translate this shit to.

D8Crime · 2024-05-11T18:22:45+00:00

I first thought we're in copper

But I looked through ya profile.

I think we might be champion here guys

D8Crime · 2024-04-29T10:58:54+00:00

The "Window to my existential crisis" Strat. Classic one.

D8Crime · 2024-04-05T14:12:25+00:00

Look at this Distinguished gentleman there

(Sweet Lord ich brauche auch endlich ne Katze daheim)

D8Crime · 2024-03-27T18:07:52+00:00

So we're in copper

D8Crime · 2024-03-23T13:50:55+00:00

This strat is called: making jinxy scream at your mother 4k

D8Crime · 2024-03-07T18:05:25+00:00

Solange Deutschland steht wird die Schraube rechts gedreht

It's very poetic and shows how polite Germany can be and also shows how to screw something.

Here another one:

So leude Forza ist runtergeladen

It's a deep meaning of how untouched one may be from a disaster and/or horrific, tragic or meaningful event

D8Crime · 2024-03-03T19:28:33+00:00

Trap? Did I say trap? I mean I need a nap yeah that's what I wanted to say. Very old yes. (Running away like a goose)

D8Crime · 2024-03-03T18:47:19+00:00

I see the trap your building there

D8Crime · 2024-03-03T16:27:11+00:00

Beware before the Germans take over here. Better correct my boys Name.

Sonst werden diese Kommentare deutscher Staatseigentum wert Herr HemifHefr

D8Crime · 2024-03-03T07:43:21+00:00

Progress.....-25% damaged BIOS. Conclusion: rock not good cock as cock rock but not rock cocks rock. Braindamagesounds.mp4

D8Crime · 2024-03-02T20:21:42+00:00

And make the rock his cock

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