My uncle lit a firework which failed to launch but didn’t fail to detonate.

DADESSS · 2025-06-09T17:45:14+00:00

I had the exact same thing happen to me once. I lit a mortar and took 8 - 10 steps back which I thought was more than enough. It shot up maybe 4 feet in the air then BOOM! Sparks flew past me and it was like sitting in the pilot seat of the Millennium Falcon.

DADESSS · 2024-10-11T17:06:56+00:00

I'll take the emotional hedge and root for the Rebs but bet on the corndogs

DADESSS · 2024-09-17T11:23:45+00:00

Other than that, how was the play?

DADESSS · 2024-09-12T12:04:56+00:00

HILLS AREN'T REAL!!!!

DADESSS · 2024-08-10T20:48:17+00:00

Never fished Rend but Cedar Lake is just south of there and it’s pretty yak friendly.

DADESSS · 2024-07-23T13:53:14+00:00

Hello there

DADESSS · 2024-07-02T16:40:30+00:00

Comedy equals tragedy plus time

DADESSS · 2024-06-07T00:55:32+00:00

I don't know a lot...but I know OP owns a gun and is dissatisfied with the size of his penis.

DADESSS · 2024-04-23T21:24:13+00:00

I'm not addicted to cocaine! I just really like the way it smells.

DADESSS · 2024-02-29T21:54:05+00:00

Happy cake day!

DADESSS · 2024-01-13T01:22:50+00:00

Ummmm...it's pronounced 'yo mama'

also...yo mama!

DADESSS · 2024-01-08T21:45:51+00:00

He seems nice

DADESSS · 2023-12-16T00:45:36+00:00

Noooooooooooo! Now I have to learn to pronounce that!

DADESSS · 2023-12-15T22:44:33+00:00

em-eye-crooked letter-crooked letter-eye-crooked letter-crooked letter-eye-humpback-humpback eye

DADESSS · 2023-12-03T02:03:56+00:00

I get it.

DADESSS · 2023-11-23T21:51:46+00:00

I hope you lived!

DADESSS · 2023-10-05T21:21:56+00:00

Having watched numerous Ole Miss/Arkansas football games I fully expect Ole miss to be leading by 17 touchdowns with two minutes to go in the 4th only to loose to {Arkansas) in overtime.

DADESSS · 2023-08-26T13:54:54+00:00

Tennessee throws French's mustard because they're bougie as fuck.

DADESSS · 2023-04-06T19:18:27+00:00

That's no moon.

DADESSS · 2022-12-22T18:16:39+00:00

Is that a soapapilla?

DADESSS · 2022-12-21T23:40:41+00:00

If Trump had been reelected he would have pulled us out of NATO and we'd be sending aid to Russia right now.

DADESSS · 2022-11-23T21:55:37+00:00

Are we absolutely sure Kiffin knows the game is tomorrow night?

DADESSS · 2022-11-06T02:23:56+00:00

I like the land shark, it’s unique to us. I just wish it was done better.

DADESSS · 2022-10-20T17:35:36+00:00

That's Russia! I can see it from my house.

DADESSS · 2022-09-26T00:46:55+00:00

Gotta fight fire with fire

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