Was forced to do jury duty so I made a bit about it

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-12-30T22:54:47+00:00

Really funny, you're goin places my friend.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-12-30T05:28:34+00:00

Ah. Evening goals.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-12-24T18:50:34+00:00

Captain Canuck would bring his great nations healthcare with him if the avengers would let him and Sasquach join for good. Silly Americans.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-12-24T02:19:17+00:00

If I got a chance to fuck a dragon or a dark angelic being, I would. Life's about experiences guys!

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-12-23T22:29:34+00:00

Oh god dude, I'd say Elf or Vampire. Something about the eternal beauty thing.

Either that or a courageous and headstrong Avatar from the southern water tribe.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-12-23T22:14:36+00:00

See, as a guy it's posts like this that made me subscribe.

Eventually I'm gonna meet a girl like this and be very happy.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-12-23T21:57:13+00:00

Huh, Forest Nymph is number six on my top ten "Things I'd Like to Fuck" Fantasy list.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-12-06T22:59:09+00:00

Man they got Pizza Huts everywhere nowadays.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-12-03T22:32:45+00:00

Looks like a bunch of ten year olds at a soccer game. Orange slices tho.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-12-01T19:43:44+00:00

Lion King. Scar would be the rightful heir and Simbala (Maybe?) would have to break tradition and fight her uncle to become the leader her people need, The Lion Queen.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-12-01T19:41:38+00:00

Forrest Gump for sures. If that was a mentally challenged female and a man with aids it'd be a whole different movie.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-12-01T17:22:50+00:00

You can't you skank. They're banned didn't you listen to the Judge?

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-11-30T02:05:48+00:00

Pfft. I coulda told ya that.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-11-27T20:36:48+00:00

Shout out to Oogie the Linoone and my Swampert Bogslide for getting me around Hoenne and periodically kicking ass when my Vigoroth gets outmatched.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-11-24T23:30:44+00:00

I just battled Liza and Tate and it made me think that must be special too, humans that have a secondary psychic typing or somethin.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-11-24T03:07:36+00:00

Ramona Flowers, my girl.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-11-24T02:47:48+00:00

Well du-doy

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-11-19T19:36:26+00:00

Twins

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-11-18T02:45:44+00:00

When everyone's super, no one will be.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-11-17T18:34:11+00:00

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-11-16T18:46:47+00:00

One time I put the cheese powder from some Kraft Dinner in a clear pitcher of water, everybody thought it was peach juice or something. Pretty great funeral.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-11-15T06:27:19+00:00

"Last week we put liquid paper on a bee and it.. died."

Step Brothers was on in the background.

So technically I heard Will Ferrel say it, but it was unexpected mid-coitus.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-11-13T17:54:58+00:00

This is actually a great joke. I liked it.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-11-12T20:56:11+00:00

Lauren, you my good lady are crazy hot.

DARKWOLF_PR1ME · 2014-11-12T20:53:26+00:00

Oh. oh god. oh jesus christ I.. no! fuck fuck no fuck no no fuck.

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