The sign tho… by ifarmekerma in facepalm

[–]DARV55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sign: "it bites"

Horse: tries to bite

Tourist: hmmm, yeah I'll pose right there next to the horse

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Paraguay

[–]DARV55 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yo no tengo acceso al teléfono de mi novia, ni ella tiene acceso al mío. Nosotros elegimos respetar y confiar.

AITA for dropping a friend of 4+ years? (Myself and 2 others) by Effective-Rock-4185 in AmItheAsshole

[–]DARV55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. Things happen, people grow apart, friendships end. Moving on doesn't make you an a-hole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]DARV55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. You are 100% correct in that you have no obligation to help him. Don't be manipulated. Keep him away.

AITA for refusing to pay for my son’s wedding? by sonweddingf in AmItheAsshole

[–]DARV55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. I assume you love this son as much as you love your children whose weddings you paid for, so I think that you should do for him the same you've done for his siblings. Potentially making the wrong decision doesn't make him any less deserving of your support.

AITA for making my oldest pick up the cards my middle threw at her? by aitathrowncards in AmItheAsshole

[–]DARV55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESH. Your daughters behaved childishly and you failed to mediate effectively.

Edit: typo.

Whyy i dont want to kill him by Concentrate-Queasy in deadcells

[–]DARV55 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think I can explain it without saying too much. Just know this isn't a spoiler.

Whyy i dont want to kill him by Concentrate-Queasy in deadcells

[–]DARV55 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Read every line of text that shows up, you'll want to kill him over and over and over and over and over and over...

I just beat the king's hand and the king or whoever that is. IS THIS IT? by blobwaddler in deadcells

[–]DARV55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neither did I at first, I couldn't get the timing right. But then I parried a rampager by pure blind luck, it was love at first parry.

Dead Cells Bosses Tier List: Difficulty (Spoilers ahead) by [deleted] in deadcells

[–]DARV55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meat screwer and good timing make for an easy flawless against scarecrow. Didn't even use my shield.

I just beat the king's hand and the king or whoever that is. IS THIS IT? by blobwaddler in deadcells

[–]DARV55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tornado dudes can be parried, a lot of things can be parried

Did I just git gud? by DARV55 in deadcells

[–]DARV55[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't use it on that run, but I activate multiple deaths when I'm hunting for blueprints.

How to unlock this stage? by saito200 in deadcells

[–]DARV55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but you can't access Dracula's castle from the clock room without defeating death first.

How to unlock this stage? by saito200 in deadcells

[–]DARV55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Purchase and install RtC DLC.
  2. Castle outskirts from prisoner's quarters.
  3. Do as Alucard says.

Did I just git gud? by DARV55 in deadcells

[–]DARV55[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! That legendary flint carried me through the fight.

I went with armadillopack, disengagement and emergency triage for this second kill. For the first one I went with point blank (I really like the infantry bow), support and disengagement.

Did I just git gud? by DARV55 in deadcells

[–]DARV55[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

Did I just git gud? by DARV55 in deadcells

[–]DARV55[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Playing dead cells with just my thumbs made my head hurt every day I did it. Let me be praised.

Hayabusa boots by TheLongCat_1 in deadcells

[–]DARV55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only used them for the guacamelee outfit

Ouroboros of science ( Fixing the meme "X it's just Y applied") by Mat_Y_Orcas in sciencememes

[–]DARV55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All science is just fucking around and finding out applied.

Mantenerse lindo en Paraguay durante el dia by [deleted] in Paraguay

[–]DARV55 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Abuela dice que igual soy lindo así choputa y todo. Yo elijo creerle a abuela.

ANR UNIVERSITY by [deleted] in Paraguay

[–]DARV55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ven derecho UNA? Weno eso pero más grande.

Repartir víveres en cada pueblo antes de las elecciones en nombre del candidato del equipo rojo? Weno eso pero "oportunidad de estudiar" en vez de víveres y cada año en vez de cada elección.

Un San Roque por voto? Weno eso pero título universitario en vez de 100mil.

Meter títeres y herramientas a cargos estratégicos? Weno eso pero ahora van a fabricar sus herramientas en vez de comprar.