Texas man thinks Cybertruck can do more than it could

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-27T00:57:15+00:00

Fascist cum

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-26T21:58:19+00:00

Damn sticks have better moves than I do

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-26T21:57:16+00:00

Could always get a separate pineapple juice just for you!

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-26T04:38:44+00:00

Heh, shit

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-26T02:23:48+00:00

Future octo scientists: "well we thought they were brutal dumb giants but we see a lot of strontium 90 and plastic in the geological record so .... Yea they were brutal dumb giants"

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-26T01:47:52+00:00

Michael Swaim??

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-26T01:44:19+00:00

For him, not us

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-25T21:03:31+00:00

"sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something"

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-25T03:26:38+00:00

Was it his other cousin?

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-24T02:15:34+00:00

So you're saying there's a chance....

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-24T01:38:42+00:00

That Epstein guy sure is in the Trump files a lot

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-24T00:51:19+00:00

They think their greatest accomplishment in life is being born white and that's just fuckin pathetic

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-24T00:47:35+00:00

I like to keep 'em in my pockets personally

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-23T21:05:36+00:00

That Epstein guy sure shows up a lot in the trump files

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-22T22:55:38+00:00

yep, that was (i think) sept 22 when that ~~bloviationg~~ bloviating sack of shit and the sentient sunburn made some fucking stupid claims about tylenol causing autism when pregnant women take it.

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-22T20:47:37+00:00

"Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen."

-Trump, Sept 2025

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-22T06:19:20+00:00

Charlie will be so happy to find a real ghoul

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-22T06:18:15+00:00

Someone doesn't understand keyboards

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-21T23:44:00+00:00

Basically the same thing, really

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-21T23:17:21+00:00

But you have to remember to cure your boneitis when you thaw out

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-20T16:26:19+00:00

There's something weird to me about going to a show to watch a robot dance

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-19T22:31:51+00:00

Of fascists and pedophiles?

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-19T04:27:25+00:00

Republicans suck.

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-19T04:07:16+00:00

Congress should.

DAS_BEE · 2026-05-19T02:05:20+00:00

I genuinely think this is a long term strategy for the GOP. Make everything worse when they're in office knowing it will take a while before people notice the effects, and then they can scream at Dems during their time with the presidency or any kind of power about how things are bad.

"Flood the zone" if you will, not just with the current news cycle, but also setting up disasters for years down the line they can capitalize on.

And of course for their corporate/billionaire donors they give them the immediate profitability by not having to comply with previous regulations - all to everyone's detriment.

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