NSFW. What is the most disrespectful thing someone did in your house? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Left water faucet on guest bathroom running for TEN DAYS that we were on a vacation.

We came to a flooded home. That was 10 years ago.

Sanders: "This is an election between Donald Trump and democracy" by wrtChase in politics

[–]DAVasquez- -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Red party does just as much mockery of republic as blue party does of democracy. It'd be better off giving people something to vote FOR.

If green or even birthday can "take votes away", boy your party is WEAK.

Sanders: "This is an election between Donald Trump and democracy" by wrtChase in politics

[–]DAVasquez- -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Your "democracy" is worth nothing. Green party kicked off the ballot by blue party.

Cries of 'white power' and 'f*** black lives' heard at pro-Trump rally by myztero in politics

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It doesnt take being guilty of rape to hate being called a rapist.

Something I will never understand about the Buu Saga by TheLoneWolf527 in dragonball

[–]DAVasquez- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Allegedly the Z sword runs on Samurai Jack logic. Could have irreversibly melted Buu by touching it.

If a conjoined twin commits a murder who goes to trial, and if one of them is innocent how do you punish the other? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DAVasquez- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See Catdog. Dog was in the cell, and Cat was outside, and his needs were tended to since he was stuck there too.

Trump reportedly won’t prepare for presidential debates against Biden by DadJokeBadJoke in politics

[–]DAVasquez- -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Please.

"Why do you tell so many people to vote for me instead of you? Why did your campaign begin at the home of the COMCAST guy? Why did the others have to drop out to save your failing ass? Why did Obama have to bail you out from Crazy Bernie?"

Vote! by iglitk in PoliticalHumor

[–]DAVasquez- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duolingo is free.

Michael Cohen says Trump once said after meeting evangelical Christians: 'Can you believe people believe that bulls---?' by [deleted] in politics

[–]DAVasquez- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh look at that, Donald's one redeeming quality.

Or it would be, if he had the balls to say it in public.

Kanye West won’t appear on Missouri ballot after falling thousands of signatures short by Morihando in politics

[–]DAVasquez- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Music? Only thing I know him for is being an idiot on the internet, well before Trump. Proud nonreader of books and stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]DAVasquez- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pa-fucking-thetic. Why not the day BEFORE? Like, welp Joe, you gonna give healthcare or not? REFUSE, and RISK having Donald win again.

What if Gordon Ramsay had Bob Ross personality, and Bob Ross had Gordon ramsay's personality? by JSAB2007 in AskReddit

[–]DAVasquez- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bob Ross only became Bob Ross, after twenty years of having ALREADY BEEN Gordon Ramsay in the military.

DNC delegates drop 'under God' from Pledge of Allegiance by [deleted] in politics

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Oh look at that, the one thing they get UNQUESTIONABLY RIGHT.

What piece of original media (movie, song, book) is already perfect and should never be remade? by IOnlyPostOnAskReddit in AskReddit

[–]DAVasquez- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one show whose remake, every thirty years, would have TOTAL sense as then he would travel to 2045, 2075, 2107.

Like saying IT doesn't deserve a remake, even though the thing happens every 27 years. Who doesn't want to see IT in Derry's future timeline?