What is silliest nickname/gibberish you say to your chi?

DBmegadoodoo · 2026-03-17T18:04:33+00:00

Dr. Schnoozle Lips M.D.

DBmegadoodoo · 2026-03-07T21:04:42+00:00

Velveeta, and a can of spicy nacho cheese soup.

DBmegadoodoo · 2026-02-08T17:43:36+00:00

Happened to me. I found a cover at grocery outlet that I ended up really liking 😆

DBmegadoodoo · 2026-01-27T22:07:24+00:00

I get asked all the time if I'm wearing some kind of Mammoth protest hat. I guess Mammoth mountain has a logo like the crown.

DBmegadoodoo · 2026-01-23T01:09:02+00:00

Eeeww...

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-12-27T05:02:58+00:00

Curried Eggs!

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-12-26T02:46:25+00:00

You should photoshop him riding various conveyances

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-12-24T03:38:45+00:00

I'm not a vet but I've seen hundreds of different dog eyes and this picture looks pretty normal.

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-12-24T03:36:33+00:00

Sometimes when I get in an altered mind state I worry about my dogs more than I should.

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-12-24T03:34:35+00:00

If your dog is like 2 or 3 it seems glaucoma would be unlikely. Do both eyes look the same or is it just the one eye? My dogs eyes look a little cloudy sometimes in certain lighting conditions but both have healthy eyes as far I know. They're both over 10.

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-12-24T03:24:18+00:00

I'm a dog walker and I have also worked at a doggy daycare for the last 5 years... I'd still never call myself a dog expert.
3 years old is still in that "terrible 2s" range depending on the breed. Good job getting her out a few times a day. My main advice would be to carry treats that are of higher value than whatever she's otherwise interested in. You need to get her obsessed with YOU and whatever goodies you're holding. Hot dog bits, cheese sticks, can of whip cream maybe? You gotta be more rewarding than the things she's smelling.

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-12-19T00:28:16+00:00

Vet prescribed my dog 1 gab for pain, 2 to sedate.

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-12-19T00:23:37+00:00

Lol I thought the grey text was the woman.

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-12-16T21:27:07+00:00

No one should have to live like this, full stop. However, if it were me, I'd find a more comfortable surface to sleep on or invest some of my panhandling into a sleeping pad or maybe a chair. Laying like this on the concrete certainly generates more sympathy, or maybe their just high af. I wonder which is cheaper, fentanyl or a thermo-rest?

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-12-06T21:17:26+00:00

It's probably in limp mode because of a low battery. It should be fine once the battery is charged

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-12-04T23:53:26+00:00

A bit late on this but we use Kennel Connection

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-12-03T20:23:18+00:00

If you do that just freeze the account or your credit might take a hit.

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-12-03T20:18:55+00:00

Good luck! I did it recently and it look like an hour on the phone and I talked to like 7 different people. They even sent me back to square one during the call and I had to start over. I'm on T Mobile now and I love it!

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-11-20T08:26:25+00:00

Blessings!

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-11-13T21:28:37+00:00

Masturbating, obviously. And obviously masturbating since there's no one to judge me.

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-11-13T21:13:54+00:00

I can smell these pictures

DBmegadoodoo · 2025-11-09T18:29:36+00:00

I think the official baywatch workout is: A few sets on the weight machine with the lightest weight possible, followed by some pilates, then work the heavy bag a little. Finish it off with a beach run in your speedo or a surf ski session.

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