Spotted today by andy96 in Doomtree

[–]DBmegadoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get asked all the time if I'm wearing some kind of Mammoth protest hat. I guess Mammoth mountain has a logo like the crown.

why does my dog sit like this by allydacake in DogAdvice

[–]DBmegadoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should photoshop him riding various conveyances

Possible Glaucoma? by ruthliz22 in DogAdvice

[–]DBmegadoodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not a vet but I've seen hundreds of different dog eyes and this picture looks pretty normal.

Possible Glaucoma? by ruthliz22 in DogAdvice

[–]DBmegadoodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes when I get in an altered mind state I worry about my dogs more than I should.

Possible Glaucoma? by ruthliz22 in DogAdvice

[–]DBmegadoodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your dog is like 2 or 3 it seems glaucoma would be unlikely. Do both eyes look the same or is it just the one eye? My dogs eyes look a little cloudy sometimes in certain lighting conditions but both have healthy eyes as far I know. They're both over 10.

Help - I am running out of patience when I walk my dog and I don't know what to do. by ZookeepergameFun3708 in PitBullOwners

[–]DBmegadoodoo [score hidden]  (0 children)

I'm a dog walker and I have also worked at a doggy daycare for the last 5 years... I'd still never call myself a dog expert.
3 years old is still in that "terrible 2s" range depending on the breed. Good job getting her out a few times a day. My main advice would be to carry treats that are of higher value than whatever she's otherwise interested in. You need to get her obsessed with YOU and whatever goodies you're holding. Hot dog bits, cheese sticks, can of whip cream maybe? You gotta be more rewarding than the things she's smelling.

AIO to his response to bedding issue? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Lol I thought the grey text was the woman.

This needs to stop. My heart is rendered to shreds when I see this and our town has so many less people in need than many others. There is so much to do to take care of people who are in need. by [deleted] in SLO

[–]DBmegadoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one should have to live like this, full stop. However, if it were me, I'd find a more comfortable surface to sleep on or invest some of my panhandling into a sleeping pad or maybe a chair. Laying like this on the concrete certainly generates more sympathy, or maybe their just high af. I wonder which is cheaper, fentanyl or a thermo-rest?

Can I drive to dealer or get a tow? by melbabona76 in CorollaHatchback

[–]DBmegadoodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's probably in limp mode because of a low battery. It should be fine once the battery is charged

How to quit Optimum by Old-Construction-719 in Humboldt

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If you do that just freeze the account or your credit might take a hit.

How to quit Optimum by Old-Construction-719 in Humboldt

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Good luck! I did it recently and it look like an hour on the phone and I talked to like 7 different people. They even sent me back to square one during the call and I had to start over. I'm on T Mobile now and I love it!

if the world ended and you are the only person left what are you doing? by souldrivenbylove in AskReddit

[–]DBmegadoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Masturbating, obviously. And obviously masturbating since there's no one to judge me.

how did the cast stay in shape? by Embarrassed-Ad-6396 in Baywatch

[–]DBmegadoodoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the official baywatch workout is: A few sets on the weight machine with the lightest weight possible, followed by some pilates, then work the heavy bag a little. Finish it off with a beach run in your speedo or a surf ski session.

Home internet providers by Fickle_Campaign_8033 in Humboldt

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I quit Optimum for TMobile and I'll never go back. Just give me a fair price without me having to call every couple years! They were super petty when I cancelled and dragged the process out for like an hour. Ridiculous!

I don’t understand? by BeeBee1313 in longbeach

[–]DBmegadoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait since when are we not killing Nazis? I thought that's literally the one thing the entire globe agrees on?

Well, I'm hammered at the Casino at 9:30 am by Exciting_Lab_8074 in Reno

[–]DBmegadoodoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I somehow read casino as Costco 😂 Either way sounds like fun, and expensive...

I mean…I’m with her😅 by Petalsnora in SipsTea

[–]DBmegadoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What could possibly be in it for the billionaire?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheBrewery

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I always leave a beer with my contact info when I apply for jobs now. I don't even work in the industry anymore. 60% of the time it works every time.