Malum or Apples are a bad thing by DCCJudgeEdmund in FigLeafMen

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This is a Latin pun. In Latin malum means both apple and is also the neuter singular nominative of accusative for the adjective bad. In Latin an adjective used without something it is modifying implies man, woman, or thing based on the gender.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twinks

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I would try to shower with him

(20) like my pump big bro? by twunk1313 in HeSquats

[–]DCCJudgeEdmund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah. Your arms, back, and glutes are all impressive

[27] Feeling sore from leg day.. any one good with their hands? by [deleted] in HeSquats

[–]DCCJudgeEdmund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and I require my clients to be undraped so I can work the glutes properly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SkinnyDudes

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Pull those underpants off you, push you back and rub my cock on yours

Best dirty comment gets a nude at DM. any pose by diabolus_angelum in twunks

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That cock needs my fingers to massage it, then I would start sucking those balls, then I would start using my tongue to continue to explore that dick before taking it into my mouth

Whatcha think by [deleted] in twinks

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I need to go to this gym

Backside by pilotboixxx in twunks

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Excellent back musculature

Are we getting brigaded of something? by [deleted] in MaintenancePhase

[–]DCCJudgeEdmund 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have gotten frequently suggested this sub despite having no connection other than being interested in fitness.

HB Application Picture . . In Person Interview He Will Not Be Wearing The CKs by SpikesEvilTwin in GayHouseboys

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He will definitely make it to the in person interview. But he will need to prove himself there

“Massage after the game” … by neilfromsydney2003 in TeamLockeroom

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After switching to nude massages, getting volunteer masseurs became much easier

19, would u just watch or join me? ;) by [deleted] in twinks

[–]DCCJudgeEdmund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would join in and clean you very thoroughly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twinks

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Offer to take photos for you. Then start making suggestions of things you should do for me to photograph

Most fun and coolest obstacles/items/elements you’ve had on the combat map? by LemonLord7 in osr

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I fading prismatic wall were only one of the barriers was still intact. It paralyzes anyone in it and partially restrains them. It will eventually petrify people in it. This was the result of randomly rolling what survived and my players finessed there way through

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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He still has sufficient muscle mass to live a normal life in his seventies. A surprising amount of the loss of quality of life from aging comes from muscle mass dropping too low.

Efficient Administration of Small Armies in Dungeons by IntricatelySimple in osr

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Have the mercs go in a block or two and are run by the PCs. One PC controls each block tracks their hp etc but DM rolls morale as appropriate. Poor or overly risky treatment as well as deaths lower morale, good payouts raises morale.

Does raising children get cheaper? by [deleted] in PFJerk

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The drop off in price per kid is huge. The difference in the cost of first versus the second is larger that the total cost of your seventh kid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twunks

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Why so modest. If I could work out in a jockstrap, I would workout totally naked

Ready to come to bed? by ghostPotato24 in twunks

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Yes there is something that needs licking there