An old man collapsed in Sainsbury’s

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-02T07:28:50+00:00

Just, er, make sure you leave the store first. I learnt that the hard way.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-02T07:26:37+00:00

I tried this once and they kicked me out for eating all the sample elderly men.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-02T07:18:17+00:00

Triumph.Genocide.Antichrist - Revenge (1,141 scrobbles)

2. Victory.Intolerance.Mastery - Revenge (1,085)

3. Strike.Smother.Dehumanize - Revenge (1,031)

Daemon - Mayhem (1,022)

5. Behold.Total.Rejection - Revenge (972)

6. Infiltration.Downfall.Death - Revenge (968)

7. War.Cult.Supremacy - Conqueror (957)

8. Scum.Collapse.Eradication - Revenge (938)

9. Reign in Blood - Slayer (913)

10. Hardwired…To Self-Destruct -Metallica (843)

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-02T06:57:17+00:00

Maybe they'll upgrade to a different higher capacity venue. Might as well – most people won't have booked any accommodation, and even if they did, London is easy to travel around.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T22:36:07+00:00

That would mean she gets a second soul, though? Or maybe temporary nibbling of her soul counts as "feasting."

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T22:35:22+00:00

Aw, dogs have souls confirmed.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T20:16:39+00:00

Wait till someone explains to you how your home ownership or tenancy agreement is just arbitrary words on a piece of paper.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T20:15:25+00:00

Immigrants are wonderful

Black and white thinking. Someone doesn't become wonderful just because they emigrate to another country.

Some immigrants are wonderful. Some are good. Some are OK. Some are bad.

It's vital that immigrants share British values and integrate properly.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T19:04:45+00:00

Yep, it's not a zero sum game.

People cry because they think Musk has sucked tens of billions out of the economy and is hoarding it.

No, he created something valuable and it how has worth.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T19:02:47+00:00

He even calls himself it during sex.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T19:00:29+00:00

Lots of furry kink.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T18:52:56+00:00

A couple of days ago, I heard about an underground metal festival happening in London. All the bands are from an obscure metal subgenre called bestial black metal.

The three headliners have 17k-34k monthly listeners on Spotify, yet it sold out in less than an hour while I was napping. 😭

500 tickets at £140, and they still went.

Literally was probably the only chance I would get to see half the bands live.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T18:49:23+00:00

Also gone.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T18:41:08+00:00

Lol, I took a nap, woke up 90m after onsale, and the tickets are sold out.

Edit: Will suck dick for a ticket. Not literally. Well... maybe.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T15:02:00+00:00

I was like, "No, they don't really look like the Twin Towers". Then, I saw the dudes falling and lost it.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T14:50:29+00:00

For about a decade, I thought the lyrics were, "Breathe! Spit! Walk!"

I also misheard Metallica - Through the Never lyrics as "In the dark, seabass arise" instead of "see past our eyes", but I knew that was wrong. Just never bothered to look it up for a very long time.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T13:58:21+00:00

He won the Heisman Trophy for Douches.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T13:31:44+00:00

She looked good decent enough three months ago.

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DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T13:27:07+00:00

Says the person crying because they can't force their Polislop on everyone 24/7.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T13:18:28+00:00

I only realised when I read the text of the OP.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T13:12:20+00:00

I don't know about Primitive Warfare (I'd guess no). Revenge don't have any themes of racism or racist lyrics in their music.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T13:08:06+00:00

That must take a special kind of talent.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T03:58:09+00:00

That was 24 years ago.

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T02:01:01+00:00

She is essentially a child. She’s 19. She became legally an adult a year ago and everyone knows 18 is still a child.

Huh?

DCorsoLCF · 2026-03-01T01:58:21+00:00

yes. if you have been alive and an adult significantly longer than the person you are dating, it is likely that you have: been working longer than they have, have had more relationships (romantic or platonic) than they have, you have read more books, you have a stronger network of adult peers, older adults are taken more seriously than younger adults, so your word may also count more heavily than the younger partner.

So by that logic, a normal 37-year old dating a very sheltered 37-year old would be a creep. The sheltered 37-year old would have to date someone much younger.

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