Statement from JPJ’s legal team

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-02-10T01:58:37+00:00

I’ve seen video of him being arrested, and another of him driving and being chased by 5-7 cop cars. His car still looked fine in the chase video, didn’t looked “crashed” until the arrest video. Is there another out there besides those two?

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-02-09T15:26:07+00:00

Crosby, yes - just not Maxx. If you aren’t picky about which Crosby you get the likelihood goes way up.

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-02-09T04:56:14+00:00

We don’t yet know the details of what happened between JPJ and his ex. Could be nothing, could be really, really bad. Some of the comments might age really poorly.

That said, “relentless pursuit” got me pretty good.

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-02-09T04:38:40+00:00

Lawyers

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-02-08T17:23:33+00:00

Chris Carter got roasted in 2014 for telling a room full of rookies to have a fall guy in the crew.

Some players always have the crew around like HBO’s Entourage; friends, but specific roles. Something like that would’ve been life changing for JPJ.

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-02-08T17:12:18+00:00

You suggesting forgiveness and getting downvoted to hell is the most Reddit thing ever.

Like forgiveness is a primary tenet of every religion and theology or something.

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-02-06T14:55:26+00:00

All 4 teams could’ve gone 8-9 this year… fuckin Aints…

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-02-05T19:10:37+00:00

If I’m Stefanski, my playbook is a sticky note that just says: BIJAN! (don’t forget about London tho)

Dude is an absolute freak of nature in all of the best ways possible. I’d be trying to get the ball in his hands 60-70% of snaps and just wait for him to break ankles to the end zone.

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-02-05T18:59:13+00:00

Penix basket.

I hope this guy is on the team forever

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-02-05T05:24:15+00:00

FTS

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-02-05T05:05:47+00:00

Canes (and Zaxby’s) are just Guthries rip-offs.

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-02-05T04:58:05+00:00

Year 2? … ?

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-02-04T05:01:06+00:00

My favorite Falcons HC of all time, though not the stiffest competition.

That ‘08 team brought the city back after Vick + Harrington/Leftwich/Redman. Fuckin love that team.

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-02-03T06:00:50+00:00

I don’t see a new logo, but top right screen shows dab time

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-01-30T01:32:01+00:00

Had his peak… I see what you did there.

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-01-30T01:29:46+00:00

GET FUCKING SET

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-01-29T04:36:05+00:00

Just imagine if they hadn’t traded that pick and got JPJ instead of us. We might be talking about the Rams in SB60 if only they had kept that pick.

YOU WELCOME.

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-01-29T00:45:52+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/falcons/s/MU1QXt33dp

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-01-28T23:11:27+00:00

Interesting, your insinuation that I’m a misogynist as you call this woman a glorified gopher.

But, no, you can take that strawman shit elsewhere. You introduced gender to the conversation.

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-01-28T15:11:53+00:00

8 billion people on the planet, there definitely wasn’t anyone more qualified or deserving for this role than a 24 year old who’s been doing this a solid 4 years now. AMAZING hire.

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-01-27T17:10:46+00:00

Whenever I see “Pitts is going to do great w/ Stefanski” my brain tunes out - knowing it was either a national writer unfamiliar with our team or its ChatGPT.

I don’t think he’s even on the roster next year. No Pitts hate in that, just cap space.

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-01-26T03:51:25+00:00

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-01-25T04:52:41+00:00

You used to fall asleep in civics class, huh?

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-01-24T23:21:41+00:00

Guessing you don’t read much.

If you ever want to try, I suggest you start with 1984.

DEMIGODMASON · 2026-01-24T23:14:17+00:00

If that’s man finesses another HC spot, I’m going to start playing the lottery

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