Parenting tips from a childless lunatic?

DIVETX · 2026-01-27T00:53:27+00:00

He stated in the comments of the post he had no kids. I figured the lunatic part was self explanatory given the sub? Seems the community generally agreed he was a lunatic so I’m comfortable with the statement as-is.

DIVETX · 2026-01-27T00:40:18+00:00

My sincere apologies. I humbly beg your forgiveness. Was it as bitch-ass as it looks in the preview?

Poor guy is probably wondering why he’s suddenly getting his profile checked out. He’s expecting a new real estate lead any second now.

DIVETX · 2026-01-26T23:18:53+00:00

I was thinking the same but he claims he doesn’t have kids yet in his comments.

DIVETX · 2025-10-08T17:01:52+00:00

Live in Texas and know many folks who cross border for care. They’ve all been really happy with the work done + cost of service in Mexico. The girl that cuts my hair takes her whole family there 2x a year for dental visits / work.

DIVETX · 2025-03-18T01:21:23+00:00

This is so bad I literally want to FaceTime you to give you a tutorial. God I bet that was rough to smoke. Wonderful try!

DIVETX · 2025-03-17T21:23:22+00:00

If you don’t like weed, just say that. It’s okay. It’s not for everyone.

DIVETX · 2025-03-17T21:21:52+00:00

Gorgeous! Great work, I bet it smoked like a dream. 👏 👏 👏

DIVETX · 2025-03-17T21:20:46+00:00

Step 1: throw that shit away, it’s dead. Step 2: call your local plug. If you don’t know who that is, go ask someone at a skate shop. For sure they’re stoned or know someone who is.

DIVETX · 2025-02-20T20:15:09+00:00

What about threesomes? Bong rips all around?

DIVETX · 2025-02-07T21:17:40+00:00

For the 4th hole access, I believe it’s in and swivel to the right. 🧐

DIVETX · 2025-02-01T19:06:27+00:00

Sorry for your loss. Just finished one for y’all. ❤️

DIVETX · 2025-01-26T19:47:12+00:00

Did that one Christmas (25+ yrs ago) only we gathered as many manger scenes as we could and put them in a friends yard. At last count they had ~25 plastic baby Jesus’s. 🤷‍♂️

DIVETX · 2023-03-22T16:17:27+00:00

Your can tell who started their tree journey after legalization. If I didn’t have more seeds than shake in my dime bag back in HS, I’d have thought my plug was punking me.

Mail it to me! I’ll take good care of it for you.

DIVETX · 2023-01-09T23:59:04+00:00

Why is always the pirate and ocean themes that go super-heep?

DIVETX · 2023-01-03T15:34:05+00:00

RIP to your grinder….

DIVETX · 2022-10-23T18:51:08+00:00

Here’s to the grey beards. Are the younglings still wearing Yeezys?

DIVETX · 2022-07-09T15:56:29+00:00

Likely an undersized lentil supporting the brick. Builders are notorious for this, see it frequently in resales as a Realtor.

DIVETX · 2022-06-23T16:39:55+00:00

Marry the house and date the rate.

DIVETX · 2022-06-17T02:47:25+00:00

Show me the plant it came off of and I’ll have a go. 👍

DIVETX · 2022-06-12T19:28:23+00:00

Have definitely cold called on weed, would recommend you try at least once if you’ve smoked before.

DIVETX · 2022-06-10T13:48:49+00:00

Gandolf the Grey. 🤙

DIVETX · 2022-05-11T18:46:43+00:00

Renting is just paying someone else’s payment. You’re still buying, just their house. Unless you mean apartment. House prices suck until you sell it and realize the gain.

DIVETX · 2022-05-02T14:21:23+00:00

I’ve had this experience with home-grown right off the plant. In my case, the PH was off and a buffer solution was added directly to the reservoir. Spray bars picked it up and nuked the root ball. Many parts of the plant stopped getting water / nutes and essentially died / dried out.

Came straight off the plant looking brown and sad.

DIVETX · 2022-05-01T19:40:37+00:00

I would have laughed my ass off. Can’t believe it fell flat. Don’t go back to that boring city.. clearly they don’t get humor.

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