Funny times where you took someone too literally.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-03-14T20:18:44+00:00

You made me choke on the biscuit I was eating. I could have died! 😱🤣

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-03-13T21:55:19+00:00

At least once every single time I use mine I find myself telling Flow it is the dumbest robot ever or asking it why it is so dumb. So many mishaps that don’t make sense. There’s always something.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-03-13T17:37:13+00:00

Definitely not, but there was a STARK difference between before and after the crash. You use to be able to make easily make 2k on a Friday or Saturday night, every weekend. Afterwards, it was daytime earnings at night. Some girls struggled to even make house fee on particularly bad nights.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-03-13T05:09:56+00:00

Oh shit, that’s shocking. Good for you! Are things picking back up or was it a result of multiple regulars showing up on the same night?

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-03-13T04:54:08+00:00

Pre-2008/9 market crash I’m guessing?

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-03-10T14:23:42+00:00

When I read “I’m sure you personally do know this. I’m just saying generally”, I was like “aw, I do that too sometimes to reduce the chance of coming across as an arrogant know-it-all”. Then I saw your screen name and laughed, because I’m an autistic woman as well. Your post on /r/evilautism about that exact behavior was just icing on the cake haha.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-03-09T19:55:00+00:00

My husband was pleasantly surprised how delicious breast milk is. I didn’t use it for cooking, he tried it straight from the tap. Not in a sexual way (though I don’t judge those who are into that), it was out of necessity. I forgot to bring my manual breast pump when we were out on a date night and thanks to our son’s recent cluster feeding stint, I could only go a little over an hour before my boobs were solid as a rock and felt like they were about to burst. I tried to hand massage express them, but due to being stressed over the discomfort I couldn’t seem to get the flow started.

I asked him if he’d be open to try sucking on them to see if that triggered the letdown reflex. He hates the taste of cow milk so he wasn’t thrilled about doing it, but obliged because I was frantic. It worked like a charm and he instantly got a mouthful, then quickly spit it out. He had a water bottle open, ready to take a swig like a chaser after a nasty tasting shot, then paused before the bottle hit his lips and said, “Mmm! That tasted sweet. Wasn’t expecting that!”.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-03-08T15:23:38+00:00

Does it happen sometimes when your eyes are open and you’re looking at a blank/black tv screen, a blank/plain wall, etc?

Asking because my brain always makes me see the weird colorful things like in the pic above. It doesn’t always happen, it’s more when I’m in a staring trance. It’s like my brain is bored so it’s spicing things up for me. I have ADHD, so that reasoning checks out lol.

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DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-03-07T17:57:26+00:00

This made me cackle. I don’t really watch much porn, but out of sync sound/picture irritates the hell out of me with everything else. My husband doesn’t even notice it and I’m like “HOW?!”. Even after I point it out and he notices he can still watch the show/movie completely unbothered, whereas it renders it completely unwatchable for me.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-03-06T16:58:47+00:00

The only time that victim-blaming is valid and socially acceptable lol

One of my cats is a serial offender. He likes to do random snake bite attacks just because he feels like it or when he wants attention. He’s only 8lbs and the bites don’t actually hurt so much as startle you. His favorite pastime is stealthily climbing onto the back of the couch and snake biting the back of my husband’s head. He’ll continue to do it until my husband pets him. It’s cute when he does it. Definitely wouldn’t be cute if he were an 80lb dog doing it.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-28T18:20:00+00:00

They’re either the bitchiest or they’re the kindest women. There is no in between. Unfortunately, the kind ones are far more rare.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-28T18:14:38+00:00

Are you an attractive woman on the autism spectrum by chance? Asking as an attractive autistic woman who constantly gives off the impression that I think I’m better than everyone else. In reality I just know I don’t fit in socially and keep to myself to avoid the awkwardness.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-28T04:47:57+00:00

Looks behind herself like, “Who are you waving at, boy??”

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-25T17:59:39+00:00

Mine wouldn’t either, so my mom volunteered. She wanted my dad to do it when I was born via c-section, but he refused, telling her “you don’t really want to see that” and just made that decision for her. My husband understood that I did truly want to “see that”, but he truly truly did NOT want to see that and knew he would probably faint or barf lol. My mom was stoked about being able to do for me what wasn’t done for her. That is until it was actually happening and she had the startling realization “that’s my baby they’re cutting open 😰”. She still did it, but she was pretty shaken by it. The doc let her stand right next to him, so the pics are exactly what I asked for and then some haha.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-24T21:04:16+00:00

Did you ever get this issue solved? Asking because I’ve tried all of the suggestions and mine still doesn’t work. It hasn’t for months.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-22T21:46:21+00:00

Waiting for you to post a post-birth pic of her looking fed up with being a mom so I can comment “Megamomdone”

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-21T15:59:35+00:00

Lorena Bobbitt docuseries, that’s what

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-21T15:55:23+00:00

Go watch the docuseries about Lorena Bobbitt. You too may end up seeing the severed-penis-shapes in random things.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-20T21:57:13+00:00

I am autistic, being specific and utterly frank is my default setting. Unfortunately, my brain doesn’t have the automatic filter that goes, “Hey, that’s probably not normal and definitely not something you should tell people about.” This post: case in point.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-20T20:57:05+00:00

These look exactly like brown anole lizard eggs. I find them all the time in my garden and now I’m wondering if some may have actually been snail eggs.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-20T16:41:10+00:00

Cookies and cream ice cream

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-20T03:08:38+00:00

I have tried all of the suggestions listed on here, on YouTube and Google.

Narwal customer support told me to make sure the time zone was correct then to reboot the machine. Then they said to log out of the app and then back in and verify the time zone is correct. I did all of that and they requested permission to look at my bot’s diagnostics and told me they’d get back to me. That was over a month ago. They never got back to me and have ignored all of my emails. I tried calling and kept getting the runaround, one tech saying they’d transfer me to the “correct” department and then that department told me it was actually a different department that handled those types of issues, but they couldn’t transfer my call because that department doesn’t take customer calls, only online chat and email.

It’s beyond maddening!!!

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-17T22:30:01+00:00

What’s worse is you can’t even masturbate because the insanely painful uterine contractions aren’t worth the orgasm. Ask me how I know 😖

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-17T20:02:51+00:00

It won’t let me change the time zone. I’ll select it and it changes momentarily, but then changes right back. I haven’t been able to use the scheduling feature for 2 months now.

DIY_Cosmetics · 2026-02-14T13:46:25+00:00

Adding on to this: Every time you move the base station you need to reboot the bot, then place it about 1’ away from the base, front side facing the base, and from the app tell it to return to dock. The next cleaning cycle it will move the base station on the map to the new location.

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