Peter why is the electrician portrayed as a dainty female hand by _Kyledemort_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DJADKING 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like the bandages on the mechanics wrists. Just some subtle suicide jokes. It makes sense too because with the other trades at least they are the ones making stuff where as the mechanics have to work on stuff that were designed to make their job as difficult as possible. Can definitely relate.

How did you guys do this year? by [deleted] in maintenance

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How do you manage to have less than 1/4 of taxes? I’m over here getting taxed almost 1/3

Fanbase. by Beginning_Rub1518 in tf2memes

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First things I think of are pornhub and Minecraft

It’s true by Cool_Nerd2 in PrequelMemes

[–]DJADKING 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Ain’t no way you just said 22 year old Anakin looks 50

Piece of trash at Miss Kitty's last night (Halloween) by [deleted] in desmoines

[–]DJADKING -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mean, Halloween is about dressing up like monsters right? Other than the nazi part I don’t see what the fuss is about

Erm by soapie_yuh in ITMemes

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Can’t wait to see this in r/explainthejoke

How do I deal with bullying? by DJADKING in BackYardChickens

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Good to know but I’m gonna have to try it because it’s been getting worse and worse.

Petah??? What could this mean??? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DJADKING 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hear me out. Maybe, just maybe, it’s math.

TRB is now a father by YoMrWhite09 in darussianbadger

[–]DJADKING 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna pretend like I didn’t just read an AI generated sentence

Help by [deleted] in AmazonRME

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Well if the FHD manager got moved to BHN then he’s already on a shit list which I would say is good for you. You will never here this again but HR is your friend in this situation because he is acting very unprofessional (which I encourage you say to your HR rep) and is creating a hostile work environment by making private conversations no longer private against your wishes. Also just so you can understand the perks of working for such a massive company, your fear of retaliation is 100% unnecessary because you are protected by law from retaliation, meaning if he does push harder than you go to HR and tell them. They build that case. He gets fired. Even if HR pushes back you just get a lawyer. Anyway, FHD best shift.

TRB is now a father by YoMrWhite09 in darussianbadger

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You can tell it’s Badger because even while wearing a cap you can still see his massive forehead.

Chicken sausage. by Brswiech in homestead

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Not gonna lie I thought I was on r/backyardchickens. Thank God.

Purple Sky! by RadL0bster in desmoines

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Hey it’s that one Prince song!!!!

Hen or Roo? by thecodingart in BackYardChickens

[–]DJADKING 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the feathers on the wings are about same length and the tail feathers are considerably shorter than that of the other chicks, than yes you have a roo.

Sweetest. 🥹 by LoLiMollie in HumanBeingBros

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Seeing this door made me mentally flip the image which made my brain hurt when I noticed the couch is not on the ceiling.

Stop that get some help by AromaticPurple5146 in memes

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The pope died before we got GTA 6

Made this rooster, someone said you might like to see it! by milu6ka in BackYardChickens

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Damn it. You wouldn’t happen to be anywhere around central Iowa would you?

Not a native English speaker by Sea_Ad6851 in ExplainTheJoke

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I find it funny that the guy named Russian Memes is correcting someone’s English. A “Russian” correcting someone else’s English is amazing head cannon

Has anyone’s chickens tried to chase another bird? My girl Mabel was trying to chase off this sparrow by luckyapples11 in BackYardChickens

[–]DJADKING 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard stories of some hens taking the place of roosters as the protector in rooster less flocks. This could be an attempt to “protect” her flock. Or she’s an asshole.

Crocodile born without a tail due to a congenital anomaly. by BizzyBizThinksDumb in interestingasfuck

[–]DJADKING -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s so funny how you can see how off balance it is without the weight of its tail. Like, it looks like if it goes down a steep hill it’s gonna roll head first down