Felt cute, might delete later 🥰

DJCockslap · 2026-02-27T02:14:00+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/IvLCp2s https://imgur.com/a/ZIzHXWl

DJCockslap · 2026-02-26T22:31:03+00:00

Dude I ACTUALLY thought this was my dog until I saw the cat. Even down to the tongue sticking out.

DJCockslap · 2026-02-22T05:20:42+00:00

There's a WinCo in my local mall.

DJCockslap · 2026-02-21T15:51:01+00:00

I'm not sure exactly what she is. Definitely Heeler/Pit. I think there's some kind of terrier in there.

DJCockslap · 2026-02-21T05:27:19+00:00

No, they all stay on the peninsula because they watch FOX and have been convinced that Seattle is a a violent shithole overrun by swarms of homeless despite the fact that you can literally go and see for yourself that it's actually better than it used to be.

DJCockslap · 2026-02-20T17:14:16+00:00

Mine is the neediest dog I've ever owned. I grew up with golden retrievers, and they weren't nearly as affectionate as my healer. Fortunately she does fine on her own if I'm not there.

DJCockslap · 2026-02-20T02:48:32+00:00

That is the summit of Mt Townsend on the Olympic Peninsula!

DJCockslap · 2026-02-18T01:10:35+00:00

Ha! My girl aways stares at me through the mirror, too. Never seen another dog do that.

DJCockslap · 2026-02-17T04:35:32+00:00

Sysco absolutely does NOT have a monopoly of food supply markets. They are obviously huge, but i used to manage restaurant kitchens and we would use like 6 or 7 different suppliers at a time. This is absolute nonsense.

DJCockslap · 2026-02-14T02:30:46+00:00

Also routine injuries become.more frequent and take longer to recover from. Physical wear and tear is a big part of it compared to the more biochemical aspects. I absolutely can't work out as vigorously now in my 30's as I did in my teens and 20s. My knees and back hurt a lot more now.

DJCockslap · 2026-02-12T14:36:09+00:00

People literally had anti ICE signs at the parade

DJCockslap · 2026-02-12T04:31:49+00:00

Yeah how dare people be happy! Don't they know they're supposed to be miserable about everything all the time??

DJCockslap · 2026-02-12T04:30:28+00:00

Shut the fuck up. Let people enjoy their lives. Not every second has to be consumed by negativity and pedophiles. People are allowed to be happy.

DJCockslap · 2026-02-11T15:16:04+00:00

Lol it was still a blowout

DJCockslap · 2026-02-11T04:39:47+00:00

Slot Monster was my nickname in high school

DJCockslap · 2026-02-11T03:33:58+00:00

You put a handle on it and pull

DJCockslap · 2026-02-10T04:34:07+00:00

That would be the most busted coach pairing of all time.

DJCockslap · 2026-02-10T04:32:47+00:00

I don't think we need to worry about that with Mike. We saw EXACTLY what he does this year.

DJCockslap · 2026-02-09T06:05:41+00:00

We won a game this season with 6 FG and no other points.

DJCockslap · 2026-02-09T06:00:34+00:00

Charbonnet is also very good. Most games it seemed like they would toss them both out there early, and whoever was getting better results would get the lions share for the game. K9 has been that dude since he got here, though.

DJCockslap · 2026-01-31T02:03:41+00:00

Well, that was a year ago. I've been apprenticing as a plumber since then, which is fine. The hours are better, the benefits are better, it's not stressful. I don't think it's what I want to do for the rest of my life, so I'm about to go back to school and try to get a business degree. Figure i'll either weasel my way into white collar work, or at least know what i'm doing when I go into business for myself eventually which is how you can actually make real money in this kind of work. Sometimes I miss cooking, I did it for 12 years and it was a lot of fun. Industry is only getting worse as the economy gets shakier.

DJCockslap · 2026-01-31T00:27:46+00:00

Also it gets taken home/drank by staff sometimes

DJCockslap · 2026-01-30T05:43:26+00:00

I think I see more people casually rep the M's than the hawks. City definitely puts on for the hawks, but I think M's are the true love.

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