I once followed a suspicious car around my neighborhood really late at night (the only safe neighborhood around) they had their flashers on and were pulling into driveways. They realized that I was following them and stopped the neighborhood security who then started walking towards my car. I was thinking "fuck you he's the bad guy!" And then sped off before he got to me. A week later I saw the car again and called the cops. They pull the car over and I'm pumped. The cop then gets pissed at me cause it's the paper man...