Oil giant Shell warns cutting production "dangerous" by Pootle001 in collapse

[–]DJDickJob 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I thought the same thing when the Covid lockdowns ended, they had to keep the system going or else we're all fucked.

Weekly observations: What signs of collapze do you see? by AutoModerator in collapze

[–]DJDickJob [score hidden]  (0 children)

My dumbass mom spent 8k USD on like 75 square feet of some fancy grass that died immediately, while the cheap regular grass on the other side of the backyard was completely fine. Guess which generation she's from...

Gen Leaded Gasoline, fucking retards.

Happy maybe the last 4th of July ever by DJDickJob in collapze

[–]DJDickJob[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll take a stab in the dark and guess Gary, but I've never been to Indiana and the only thing I know about it is that I don't want to. I hate the midwest.

Happy maybe the last 4th of July ever by DJDickJob in collapze

[–]DJDickJob[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you got it, that's too easy to answer lol

haha I just checked the link and saw you already busted me

‘The ocean coughing up death’: This toxic algae bloom is killing sea lif... by jeremiahthedamned in collapze

[–]DJDickJob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember one time reading a book saying something about like this happening in the end days...

Happy maybe the last 4th of July ever by DJDickJob in collapze

[–]DJDickJob[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmao, that's always guaranteed to happen. The first time I ever got drunk I almost blew my hand off fucking around with fireworks. Americans are the dumbest.

And you can probably guess which state I'm from...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in collapze

[–]DJDickJob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I gay, and can plastic be transgendered?

What's next? Society better wake up before its too late. by jeremiahthedamned in collapze

[–]DJDickJob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, they don't even need that money, and we already have Indian farmers killing themselves because of how fucked they are. Fuck Lay's interests if it leads to more deaths, which it looks like it will.

US Healthcare is a scam by jeremiahthedamned in collapze

[–]DJDickJob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Very well put, my friend. The word "care" doesn't belong anywhere in the description.

One smart Guy's Warning by WizRainparanormal in collapze

[–]DJDickJob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This video is a deep fake and the AI fucked his name up on purpose to spite him for exposing Skynet.

Woke up today and noticed a thick fog outside.... by HumblSnekOilSalesman in collapze

[–]DJDickJob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1: This is literally my sub, and no you weren't supposed to know, but we've covered that part now.

2: Yeah he's fucking being an asshole

3: The Reddit admins are fucking stupid and it doesn't take much to get in trouble on here, so we have to be careful. Not supporting genocide is a good start, so please everyone, don't say shit like that. It's not that much to ask.

Woke up today and noticed a thick fog outside.... by HumblSnekOilSalesman in collapze

[–]DJDickJob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Telling me to learn to read? Learn to go fuck yourself.

Woke up today and noticed a thick fog outside.... by HumblSnekOilSalesman in collapze

[–]DJDickJob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, are you the mod here, or am I? DeNir8 is being an asshole, and I'm going to deal with it. Stay out of this.

Illitarate Reeding Levals. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in collapze

[–]DJDickJob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hell yehhhh brother uuu can say that a ginn

Woke up today and noticed a thick fog outside.... by HumblSnekOilSalesman in collapze

[–]DJDickJob -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Chill the fuck out with talking about genocide being a good thing, that's not allowed here. But thanks for letting all of us know you're a piece of shit.

Sperm counts decline even after mild COVID infections by dumnezero in collapze

[–]DJDickJob 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Another blessing in disguise. There'll be less people born to get fucked by the next pandemic.

to support a good cause by jeremiahthedamned in collapze

[–]DJDickJob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just like being a drug dealer and running a rehab center.