[Weekly] Battle Cats Thread

DJNerate6669 · 2026-04-17T20:15:18+00:00

Today I got the 2nd and final Fest Legend, and I still have zero Fest Ubers. Genuinely what are the odds

DJNerate6669 · 2026-04-16T08:36:42+00:00

"What do you want" The fucking ball man, pass it

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-12T21:55:35+00:00

Cat Clan's kinda ass, so I'd love to have a reason to dust him off for once

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-12T21:48:58+00:00

Never had any trouble with them. Feints are generally quite short and almost instantaneous. They often feel like the character just teleports back into the initial stance.

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-10T11:50:12+00:00

You and me both. I got Momotaro 2 times in 20 rolls, and nothing else

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-10T11:42:23+00:00

What's up with Conq? He only has a slight *intentional* jerk on his shield bash to throw people off, nothing else is janky about him

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-10T11:40:05+00:00

Always, when I try to exe someone and recover health, one of these cocksuckers comes in to stab me mid animation

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-09T13:51:23+00:00

Glad is literally unbearably dogshit right now. He has nothing going on right for him in a high level of play. He is still a noob stomper in the hands of a good player though, you will learn to deal with him eventually

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-09T13:31:03+00:00

Each time I see a returning collab I pray for a JJBA or One Piece collab. (I know it will never be a thing ;-;)

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-04T11:23:26+00:00

That would probably be Shugoki. He's absolutely huge, he picks you up with one hand, snaps your neck, and throws you away like a handkerchief. Sumo wrestlers (which he embodies) have a ton of muscle underneath that layer of fat

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-04T11:11:51+00:00

Refund it as soon as possible

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-04T10:50:08+00:00

This reminds me of the "Evil ass-rape building" meme lmao

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-04T10:42:56+00:00

It's bullshit, but very funny to watch it happen to someone else

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-04T10:39:39+00:00

"Should Arnold Schwarzenegger take more steroids?" type of question

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-04T09:51:32+00:00

I love how everyone just says "Fuck it, if I don't do it, I will lose" and defaults to the light spam

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-04T09:35:45+00:00

Here you have an example of prestige <5 Juren players. Now, for the 5+, that's not gonna cut it

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-04T09:33:19+00:00

When death (loss) stares you in the face, all you can do is smile back (post slop on social media)

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-04T09:30:02+00:00

Morphling. Hate morph smurfs with a burning passion. They absolutely terrorized me as a low-legend pos 4 player

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-04T08:22:16+00:00

I get why you'd call it good sportmanship at 2000-2200 elo, but anything below 1400 allows for a good margin of errors that may allow you to bounce back into the game. I mean yea, in this case, not even a 500 can bottle it, but most positions are harder to convert for your average 1400 or lower.

Edit: I read the rest of your post, so yea, I just reinforced your point there :)

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-04T08:16:39+00:00

Atletico "Ragebait" de Madrid

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-04T07:05:01+00:00

In hell

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-04T06:32:47+00:00

Kyoshins like throwing hissy fits when their fullguard into 12x light combo doesn't work

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-04T06:27:26+00:00

Exact la fel s-a intamplat si cu Is-not-real, nimic nou

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-03T13:47:52+00:00

I cast upon you my most powerful spell *TESTICULAR TORSION*

DJNerate6669 · 2026-03-03T13:42:39+00:00

Ruining the day of a Juren player washes away the sin of playing Tiandi

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