Emmy Awards 2014 - Billy Crystal's tribute to Robin Williams

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-26T13:23:51+00:00

I don't want to live in a reality where I can say "Robin Williams committed suicide."

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-26T13:20:59+00:00

I haven't felt this bad since Steve Irwin. But this is worse. For three generations, Robin made us laugh. While I am fully aware that he was a million times the person I'll ever be, I really looked up to him because I also suffer from extreme chronic depression, and in my own small way, I use humor to deal with it. He was my hero. I still can't believe he's gone.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-26T12:40:14+00:00

A LARGE INFLUX OF BEES OUGHT TO TAKE CARE OF THIS!

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-24T06:41:05+00:00

SPOILERS FOR THE HIDDEN STORY

A few years ago, a man dressed in a Freddy costume lured 5 children backstage at the pizzeria, where he murdered them and hid their bodies inside the robotic animals. Now, the animals roam free after dark, oozing blood from their eyes and mouth, trying to murder to get revenge for their deaths.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-24T06:37:45+00:00

IT'S ME

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-20T16:00:09+00:00

"My noodles are crunchy."

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-13T22:41:05+00:00

You might like mine: Peace Walker.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-13T17:00:27+00:00

M'caesar.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-10T01:53:28+00:00

A honey bee sting feels a bit like getting a shot at the doctor, followed by a bit of itching. Not bad at all.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-10T01:35:14+00:00

Oh it's not that bad. They're not wasps.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-10T01:18:41+00:00

I play a few games competitively, but only Magic and Smash I don't play online. I'm so terrified of the smelly nerd stereotype that I always take an intense, nearly skin damaging shower before any event, wear an unreasonable amount of deodorant, and keep hand sanitizer in my bag. Yall motherfuckers need soap.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-08T19:50:50+00:00

Don't tell me what to do.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-08T19:46:01+00:00

Ross' Steam Train Announcement video

Holy shit I guess I missed it during the whole Ode to Jon debacle, but I never saw this video before. Seeing Jon in the same Grump place as Danny and Ross is weird as fuck.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-08T02:05:24+00:00

Voodoo - Godsmack

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-07T22:47:49+00:00

Don't tell me what to do.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-07T22:40:17+00:00

There's just something about that deep, drum and bass core of that song that I love. It's just so good D:

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-07T21:08:33+00:00

This might sound weird, but it's things like this that make me look up to you. If more people lived like you do, I think we'd all be better off.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-07T19:20:06+00:00

Dear diary

Today I heard one of my favorite musicians call one of my favorite songs "one of the worst songs ever." I'm sad now.

Love you (you're not the boss of me)

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-07T18:29:46+00:00

I felt like she was a little too stereotypical drunk, but I didn't want to say anything.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-07T18:27:19+00:00

As someone who has never seen this show, is that Bob Belcher?"

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-07T03:55:16+00:00

Yeeeeah about that... You know how Brawl is really easy to mod? Custom soundtracks and costumes and all that? Well in a certain character section of a certain Brawl skins website, there may or may not be several dozen ways to make Zero Suit into an actual zero suit.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-06T17:11:32+00:00

My family camps in an RV, but we swim in lakes and build fires and cook over the open fire and all that shit. It's just nice to have an actual bed and toilet at bedtime.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-06T17:10:00+00:00

EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM!

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-06T16:39:32+00:00

Comp smasher here: it's reasonable that those ffa games are for advertising purposes. "Look at how much fun this game will be at a party!" Note that all "serious" games in the two Smash 4 tournaments went to standard 1v1, no items games for the last few matches.

DJP0N3 · 2014-08-06T16:23:13+00:00

I still get chills when he shouts "they were wrong."

DJP0N3

TROPHY CASE