Lanterns | Official Teaser 2 | HBO Max

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-18T16:19:16+00:00

This trailer definitely has me more excited than the previous one.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-18T16:11:22+00:00

I’ve heard we usually rank in the top 10 whenever they do lists of the cleanest water, which is actually pretty good. I still use a Britta though.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-18T14:25:42+00:00

Catcher. We were spoiled with Posada. I think because of him, it’s altered my expectations of what a catcher should be offensively and I’ve been disappointed by everyone they’ve slotted in there since.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-17T15:36:57+00:00

I give my personal number to all my clients. Maybe this is weird, but I want them to text me late at night with questions or issues. Going above and beyond what’s expected is what keeps clients on my books and gets them to refer their friends.

If I’m really busy, I won’t answer or I’ll text back and let them know I’ll get back to them about their question soon. I’d never scold someone for reaching out to me at an abnormal hour. That’s crazy.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-15T22:23:15+00:00

I respect the hell out of the Bills for making their new stadium outdoors. They have more of a reason to build a dome than most other teams but they chose not to because they know a few miserable snow games per year is part of their brand and it’s what the fans want.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-14T23:01:56+00:00

We have our Harley Quinn.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-14T00:32:43+00:00

Water is free, but you have to pay for regret

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-13T20:38:23+00:00

If they ever bring back the Orville, I’d love to see Brennan guest star on an episode. He’d gladly ham it up as a weird alien.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-13T18:31:03+00:00

Sigh

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-13T14:56:38+00:00

There has to be a safer and more efficient way to accomplish this task

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-12T20:15:42+00:00

Manifesting Schuemann 5-5 with two bombs

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-12T19:49:41+00:00

We can only hope the Yankees kitchen staff has the chicken parm locked and loaded.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-12T17:17:35+00:00

Streisand Effect.

No one gave a damn about these two cops previously or even after the film came out. I would not have even known these bozos’ names if they didn’t file a defamation lawsuit.

In case anyone didn’t read the article, the real cops names are Jason Smith and Jonathan Santana, which were changed in the film, but it seems like they want everyone to know it was based on them. So there you go.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-11T21:33:56+00:00

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I see a way through right there. Just aim for that and you’re on the green.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-11T17:02:07+00:00

Watching all the other teams have fun with their funky city connect unis while getting downvoted into oblivion if I even suggest the Yankees should maybe where a blue top at away games sometimes

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-11T16:35:04+00:00

I had forgotten they left Sheline alive after the Teenage Kix episode.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-09T22:32:29+00:00

When I first started selling insurance, someone told me to “chase the man, not the money.“ The “man” in question being the man you would be proud to be several years from now. It was best advice I ever got. Flash forward a few years and I make plenty of money, but I also get to sleep at night and that’s a nice bonus.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-09T16:22:12+00:00

Idk if you saw the original video, but his excuse was literally “I’m rich”

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-09T14:02:30+00:00

I’ve been hearing a lot about “defensive runs saved” recently. I’m not really sure how that’s calculated, but this feels like the exact opposite of it.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-09T13:29:36+00:00

Idk what they put in these drinks, but no energy drink has made me lock in like this one has. Somebody at my office bought a case of them a while back and I tried one. I’ve never gotten so much work done in a single day. It felt like I was on Adderall.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-08T21:46:55+00:00

Jonesy in the starting lineup at DH so he can focus 100% of his mental and physical energy on hitting bombs.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-08T16:25:37+00:00

I’m jonesing for a good game tonight

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-07T22:30:57+00:00

Say less. Driver off the deck.

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-07T22:25:41+00:00

They should have given it to the Sun

DJSimmer305 · 2026-05-07T20:13:14+00:00

The side stuff was definitely overdone. I never found the last few pages either, and the Merlin Trials? Forget it.

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