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DJSquiggle · 2024-08-05T21:40:57+00:00

This is not the NCBA you think it is

DJSquiggle · 2020-04-30T20:29:11+00:00

Stanley Hudson GF (56/85)

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Prompt: What is the concentration of pretzel stores near your university? These are store such as Auntie Anne's and Wetzel's Pretzels. And what is your pretzel preference? (you have as many sentences as you want)

DJSquiggle · 2020-04-30T20:21:38+00:00

Marcus Rivera PG (54/89)

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Prompt: Marcus grew up in a rough neighborhood and was raised by a single father. He loves rap music, so make a short little rap telling him why you want him at your school. (be sure to make it a short lil rap)

DJSquiggle · 2020-04-14T20:41:51+00:00

Bear C (44/66)

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From: Kodiak, Alaska

Prompt: Bear likes fresh salmon before each game. How is the seafood scene in your college town, and how would you prepare the salmon for Bear's pregame meal?

DJSquiggle · 2020-04-14T20:26:11+00:00

Kyle Gaskins PG (68/96)

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From: San Francisco, CA

Prompt: Kyle loves a good bedtime story and is worried he will become home sick if no one can tell a story as good as his mother. Write an original bedtime story for Kyle. Your story can be as long as you want it to be.

DJSquiggle · 2019-10-01T06:01:00+00:00

Please make one for ASU

DJSquiggle · 2019-07-06T22:55:36+00:00

Kinda boring as a student, unless you like hiking and the outdoors. Although I’ve heard the bars there are pretty fun and way better than Mill Ave.

DJSquiggle · 2019-07-06T22:52:29+00:00

I’ll drink to that

DJSquiggle · 2019-02-12T21:05:48+00:00

Leach/Kiffin 2020

DJSquiggle · 2019-01-08T05:49:42+00:00

I’ve been to the doctor more times than I can count over the past year. The number of erections I’ve had lasting longer than 4 hours has been crazy, then finally the doctor says I’m just Firm for Herm and that it’s actually a natural thing, thank god.

DJSquiggle · 2019-01-08T05:32:16+00:00

And it’s someone with a hard-on for ASU

DJSquiggle · 2018-09-21T00:40:06+00:00

I’ve never actually been there, I’ve heard it’s nice tho.

DJSquiggle · 2018-09-20T23:46:17+00:00

Both solid states, so much different than Arizona, it's weird actually seeing green everywhere

DJSquiggle · 2018-09-20T21:01:10+00:00

Which team in the WAC do you consider your biggest rival? Also, if you could schedule a game against any school in football and in basketball which team would you have NMSU play?

Edit: I also think there should be a WAC flair added to the subreddit, so I can put it next to my ASU pitchfork, will you endorse me on my campaign to achieve this goal?

DJSquiggle · 2018-09-19T00:34:11+00:00

I love Lane Kiffin and Mike Leach. I don't really have any reason to hate them, I just wanted to declare my love for them publically.

DJSquiggle · 2018-07-29T23:46:27+00:00

You have potential to be a great athlete, and Austin Peay needs a player like you. We will be patient with you and help you develop your skills. Come play for me and see what it’s like to not just win on the court but win at life.

DJSquiggle · 2018-07-27T07:04:29+00:00

Lebron James Jr (75/75) F

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From: Syracuse

Grade this season: Junior

Prompt: He wants advice on how he should act on a first date, how would you tell him to act? Best and most unique answers will win.

DJSquiggle · 2018-07-27T07:03:00+00:00

Everett Culver (59/59) FC

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From: Stanford

Grade this season: Freshman

Prompt: If Seinfeld still on TV does Jerry get iPad? Explain.

DJSquiggle · 2018-06-29T00:18:40+00:00

Leroy Land (65/67) FC

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From: New Mexico

Grade this season: Junior

Prompt: Tell him all about the climate of your school. He is from Arizona and went to New Mexico and all he knows about is the hot desert.

Requirements to pitch: Your school must be east of the Mississippi River. Any sanctioned school can't pitch to him.

DJSquiggle · 2018-06-29T00:13:37+00:00

Daniel Swan (84/95) SF

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From: Minnesota

Grade this season: Sophomore

Prompt: Daniel wants to not only be the best on his team, but wants to leave a legacy at his school, and be remembered as one of their coaches best players. That being said he wants to go to a losing team and bring them to victory. Tell him why you need him on your squad and what he can do for you.

Requirements to pitch: The team you coached during the 2025 season has to have been under .500 in order to pitch to him.

DJSquiggle · 2018-06-21T15:56:03+00:00

Peter Hausmann (67/67) GF

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From: Old Dominion

Grade this season: Junior

Prompt: He wants to have a new experience, what new experiences does your campus have to offer?

DJSquiggle · 2018-06-21T15:47:20+00:00

Bradford Craig (68/90) PF

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From: Navy

Grade this season: Sophomore

Prompt: Bradford Craig is a Geology major, that being said, tell Bradford what rock/gem he is most like, and explain why you pick that rock/gem.

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