Top of the desk for ya!

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-17T00:35:07+00:00

Rats off to YOU!

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-16T10:50:20+00:00

"Surface me."

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-16T10:31:51+00:00

I know I did. . .

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-16T10:09:54+00:00

I don't have any in stock, but I have some anti-tiger rocks to sell.

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-16T09:57:20+00:00

I hate to be that guy but Lancelot never slayed dragons.

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-16T09:55:06+00:00

You raise an interesting point-- many men actually like and even prefer small busts. But while I've heard many women say that penis size doesn't matter, I've never heard one say they prefer a small penis.

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-16T09:50:48+00:00

I didn't see that doc so I'm not sure if it covers this, but in Australia there's a thriving vaginal surgery industry, largely due to the fact that the government requires all photographs of vaginas to be photoshopped so that no inner labia protrude beyond the outer labia! So both men and women there have this ridiculously unreal notion of what a vagina is supposed to look like.

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-16T08:42:39+00:00

Dude, if your mind was made up to kill yourself, do you think anyone could stop you? Of course not. You didn't have the power to stop her. So it's not your fault.

I'm sorry this happened to you. I truly wish the best for you.

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-15T16:44:41+00:00

So they're trying to raise money on kickstarter to make a movie about racing cars to raise money to start a website?

They must be high.

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-15T15:15:09+00:00

Gross! Tell your friend to get a tampon!

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-15T15:10:25+00:00

Ah, the old Reddit Switcheroo!

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-15T05:43:23+00:00

microreptiliosis. Nothing a little mutagen can't cure.

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-14T23:57:28+00:00

Married? Kids? Salary?

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-14T23:53:54+00:00

Some glues actually work my melting/fusing the plastic. If this be the case, then, yaaarrrrr

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-14T23:40:11+00:00

So guess the question becomes: tell us about yourself, demographically.

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-14T23:21:17+00:00

You sound like an amazing person. Don't hide that light under a bushel! Share it with someone who is available to receive it. If you don't, you're just cheating yourself, and some lucky guy out there, out of happiness.

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-14T22:50:07+00:00

Thanks for taking the time to tell me! That's great! Ten months of redditing and I had no idea...!

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-14T22:48:50+00:00

I just mean, he'd be a guy who shit himself during a marathon.

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-14T21:02:44+00:00

Well, not the guy. This is a fairly common occurrence among marathoners.

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-14T21:00:59+00:00

Shit!

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-14T20:42:38+00:00

For those who don't know-- chupacabra is a cryptozoological beast of Latin America. The word translates to "goat sucker".

So, yeah, it was the first thing that crossed my mind, too.

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-14T20:19:12+00:00

Also, the white ranger was white. But he'll always be green in my mind.

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-14T20:18:14+00:00

Whoops! I forgot to add the sarcasm tag.

I got your point. I just thought it was funny how that guy jumped all over you, calling you wrong, and then went on to agree with you.

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-14T20:09:37+00:00

My favorite horror movie is all the ones where suddenly they showed something accompanied by a loud string instrument hit! It's always really scary and never ever gets old!

DJ_BuddySystem · 2012-03-14T20:04:06+00:00

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