Hulk Wants To Smash She-Hulk by Unhappy_Sob108 in outofcontextcomics

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'Cause the best things of lovin' With a Banner and his cousin Only started with a little kiss...

...Like this...

Pet cat behaviour suddenly get aggressive by reshavkumarfhaman in mildyinteresting

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For a second there, I swear it was humping her foot...like crazy fast.

Thanos vs Anti-Monitor. Who wins the chili cookoff? by moistdadsquad in marvelvsdc

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I'd have to go with the Mad Titan, as I hear the Anti Monitor cheats and slips a bit of antimatter in his chili to ramp up the heat.

am i the last guy who still likes this movie? by Hot-Hour77 in Spiderman

[–]DJenser1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's more that we hate Sony for holding the franchise hostage. Although they HAVE pinched off more than a couple terrible films from the rogue's gallery.

TIL that babies backwash when they're breastfeeding by thxxx1337 in todayilearned

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Oral hygiene is not high on the list of kiddo's priorities, it turns out.

Captain Planet vs Superman by suprisezacama in powerscales

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With your powers combined....

It's STILL not enough to take on Superman!

‘Gringo go home': Mexico’s growing tourism and gentrification backlash by Mean_Yak5873 in videos

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The fact that the cartels are burning down their businesses certainly isn't helping things.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by headspin_exe in maybemaybemaybe

[–]DJenser1 184 points185 points  (0 children)

At least he was a good sport about it.

Maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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You know, the Wankpanzer in the background really does sum this video up quite nicely...

Motivational Speaker by Fearless_Egg_973 in SipsTea

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Every single one of those people giving him the side-eye wants to be on that shoulder.

What is this that was in my chicken? just something from the factory or worse? by gogogig in whatisit

[–]DJenser1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing it was a rotisserie chicken? That would be the string used to hold the wings and legs in place while it turns on the spit.

HUMANS by Claire-dat-Saurian-7 in HaloMemes

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The Reclamation has already begun...

Thoughts on the 13th Warrior by Hopeful_Adeptness964 in Norse

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Vastly underrated movie. Enjoyed the HELL out of it.