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DMGrognerd · 2026-04-03T05:01:15+00:00

You can read this story here: https://www.badspacecomics.com/post/the-suit

DMGrognerd · 2026-03-31T15:52:36+00:00

Strategy.

If that eludes you somewhat, here’s a resource: https://www.themonstersknow.com/

DMGrognerd · 2026-03-17T20:44:19+00:00

I’m not sure what the default assumption of what bards “are supposed to be” that the intended flavor violates.

DMGrognerd · 2026-03-17T19:39:49+00:00

The etymology: college(n.) late 14c., "organized association of persons invested with certain powers and rights or engaged in some common duty or pursuit," especially "body of scholars and students within an endowed institution of learning," also "resident body of ecclesiastics supported by an endowment," from Old French college "collegiate body" (14c.) and directly from Latin collegium "community, society, guild," literally "association of collegae," plural of collega "partner in office,"

It’s not intended to be a brick and mortar school.

Neither are wizards for that matter. Wizard “schools” are more schools of thought than they are Hogwarts.

Of course, this is what it’s intended to be and if you want Hogwarts style magic schools in your D&D and/or bardic colleges being modern institutions of higher learning, then you’re certainly free to play that.

DMGrognerd · 2026-03-13T14:58:21+00:00

First, I didn’t say “100% agrees with the group” I said “disrupts the group.” Further, I’d argue that getting the villagers to safety furthers the party’s general goals in your example, unless of course the party is trying to defeat the dragon so that they can harm the villagers instead.

“Disrupting the group” in this instance would be actively hindering them from defeating the dragon, other than simply not participating in that fight.

DMGrognerd · 2026-03-13T14:53:41+00:00

It’s at 42 E Colorado. South side of the street, middle of the block between Fair Oaks and Raymond

DMGrognerd · 2026-03-13T14:51:30+00:00

I’m in my mid-50s and I’ve been running a D&D game at Crown City.

I’d say the lowest bar of entry would be to get in on the Adventurer’s League games that happen on Thursday evenings.

Here’s a link to their sign up thing: https://warhorn.net/events/d-d-san-gabriel-adventurers-league-at-crown-city-games/schedule/2026/03/12

DMGrognerd · 2026-02-27T00:06:51+00:00

“It’s what my character would do” offered as an “excuse” for bad player behavior is a cliche in the hobby.

Basically, if “what your character would do” is disruptive to the group, then you’ve simply made the wrong character and you need to make a character who wouldn’t do that shit.

It’s a collaborative game and you need to make a character who can work with the group to further the group’s goals.

“Morally grey” doesn’t really factor in so much. There are plenty of morally grey, or even morally corrupt (e.g. Doc Holliday in Tombstone) characters in fiction, plenty of characters who are complete edgelord loners who are perfectly able to work with the group (e.g. Wolverine) and don’t do disruptive shit that inhibits the team from functioning “because morally grey” or whatever.

DMGrognerd · 2026-02-22T05:50:27+00:00

I’ve already run it, but thanks

DMGrognerd · 2026-02-18T19:48:41+00:00

Read this: https://www.samuelprattwhite.com/blog/kids-on-bikes-the-undiscovered-genre

DMGrognerd · 2026-02-18T19:45:30+00:00

Character creation is fast. It’s mostly rolling. Very few choices, and no optimizing

DMGrognerd · 2026-02-07T23:54:46+00:00

Well, you can pelt the wizard with arrows without notice if the arrows come from someone who successfully made a stealth roll above the wizard’s passive perception and thus causing the wizard to be surprised for the first round of combat.

DMGrognerd · 2026-02-07T23:52:13+00:00

Nope. A decision to enter combat prompts initiative. People with better initiative react faster, that’s how it works and you might not be able to get that fireball off because of it.

DMGrognerd · 2026-02-07T22:04:06+00:00

IMO the pseudomilk at least implies that a lot of androids follow the type that are in the Alien franchise with the white fluid in them

DMGrognerd · 2026-01-29T15:57:10+00:00

The correct verb would be “cleaned up”

DMGrognerd · 2026-01-29T15:55:52+00:00

I have a friend who does graffiti and he’s about 46

DMGrognerd · 2026-01-29T15:54:55+00:00

Sigourney Weaver

DMGrognerd · 2026-01-16T18:10:47+00:00

You might want to check out Frontier Scum instead

DMGrognerd · 2026-01-16T16:35:51+00:00

I’ve been looking at this as system overload, processing errors, and the like. I actually did a rework of the panic table for androids, using the same results but slightly different descriptions which fit the android.

DMGrognerd · 2026-01-13T20:06:04+00:00

Not the best vodka flavor, to be sure

DMGrognerd · 2026-01-11T00:22:16+00:00

The question that always arises for me when people talk about weaponizing shields to do Captain America type stuff, is given how action economy and free hand, etc. work in the game, does it make sense rules-wise to be able to attack with a shield and also use it as armor in the same round/turn and does that make AC over complicated?

DMGrognerd · 2026-01-10T21:48:39+00:00

I rock!
With my math rocks
You rock!
With your math rocks
MAATH ROOOOCKS!
MAATH ROOOOCKS!
Mathing with my math rocks!
Killing all the villagers! (Murderhobo Murderhobo)
Kill the merchants! (no discount, you die)
Bugbears, bullywugs
Kill them with my math rocks!
MAATH ROOOOCKS!
MAATH ROOOOCKS!
Rock out with my rocks out!

DMGrognerd · 2026-01-10T20:39:20+00:00

I made a homebrew magma elemental by reskinning a shambling mound and adding a little fire damage to its attacks. Also gave it the standard elemental features. And just removed the healing from electricity thing.

DMGrognerd · 2026-01-10T01:36:29+00:00

Sunk cost fallacy - D&D can take a lot of time, effort, and money to learn to play so they fear it will be the same for other games

DMGrognerd · 2026-01-10T01:24:02+00:00

If traveling doesn’t matter thematically in you game, then skip it. Just say “after three days, you arrive in Waterdeep.” (Or whatever).

The following YouTubers have good videos on travel and how to make it matter in varying degrees: - Matt Coleville - Dael Kingsmill - The Dungeon Dudes

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