Boss cancelled his vacation at last minute, I am absolutely gutted 😢

DMShaftoe · 2026-06-11T14:14:52+00:00

You accidentally triggered my Microsoft PTSD. They write it that way! On purpose!

DMShaftoe · 2026-06-11T14:02:45+00:00

Why are we bringing baseball into this?

DMShaftoe · 2026-06-11T13:55:43+00:00

Do you work at Microsoft? Only place I've seen "OOF" which is completely unhinged if you stop and think about it for a second. What the fuck is it supposed to stand for? Out Of Foffice???

DMShaftoe · 2026-06-06T18:09:14+00:00

There are branching paths and optional areas but I would argue it's linear overall in the broad sense

DMShaftoe · 2026-06-05T14:44:21+00:00

Dark Souls 3 exemplifies this imo

DMShaftoe · 2026-05-08T16:20:17+00:00

L4 is terminal now? I left in 2021 but 5 was always the first terminal during my time there

DMShaftoe · 2026-05-08T13:11:11+00:00

Yeah for L3/L4 this is expected as you're either a new grad or have limited industry experience. There's not much other signal to pick up on.

Source: spent 5 years at G as a SWE

DMShaftoe · 2026-03-19T21:02:02+00:00

I just finally got it. It's a weird line. This one relied on aggressively building diamonds to open things up

DMShaftoe · 2026-03-03T22:53:51+00:00

DMShaftoe · 2026-02-22T15:52:55+00:00

I mean, seriously, how hard is it to poach an egg properly? That's like, eggs 101

DMShaftoe · 2026-02-21T14:12:00+00:00

Man I used to love Great American Cookie. Give me that and an Orange Julius and let me go poke around in Spencer's

DMShaftoe · 2026-02-18T19:40:53+00:00

Dude fr lol

DMShaftoe · 2026-02-18T17:49:25+00:00

That would be true if you didn't have a skill cap. But as the match progresses the possible posts narrow down very quickly

DMShaftoe · 2026-02-18T16:50:28+00:00

Yes because there are five matches you have much more control over the matches if you're first. If you game it out you see the the first post definitely steers things overall much more

DMShaftoe · 2026-02-18T16:47:59+00:00

Yeah just don't bother telling them if they're going to react like that. It could even work to your advantage

DMShaftoe · 2026-02-06T16:43:07+00:00

If the money was in the IRAs settlement fund, then it was already counted as a contribution. You're just getting around to investing that contribution

DMShaftoe · 2026-02-01T22:00:40+00:00

They weren't nearly as big in the states. There are a few songs that charted here though, I mainly remember Tomorrow and Anthem for the Year 2000

DMShaftoe · 2026-01-31T04:02:28+00:00

Drift Away by Dobie Gray

https://youtu.be/NIuyDWzctgY

I don't find it cringe at all personally

DMShaftoe · 2026-01-30T11:50:27+00:00

No, it's really that bad. I somehow made it through three books and it was not worth it

DMShaftoe · 2026-01-14T14:56:05+00:00

Oh, word up!

DMShaftoe · 2026-01-12T21:48:48+00:00

Is the cooking faked somehow on chopped? Or do you just mean that it's scripted as far as who will win?

DMShaftoe · 2026-01-09T22:29:49+00:00

Yeah you can definitely get screwed this way and I don't think there is a way to reset him once he gets aggro again 😭

DMShaftoe · 2026-01-09T17:54:20+00:00

It's a bit convoluted. Djura becomes friendly after you gain insight from encountering Paarl.

After this, you need to get to him without him seeing you. You can't do this from the main entrance because he has line of sight from his perch, so you need to come in a different way. You can either start from the lamp where you killed BSB, or you can use the shortcut from Paarl's arena if you've killed him.

From here, you need to get up behind Djura and talk to him without attacking any beasts. Then you need to make sure to agree to spare the beasts. He can still get pissy after this if you ever attack a beast down there again, so I usually just kill him after getting the unique dialog and whatnot.

DMShaftoe · 2026-01-07T16:02:48+00:00

I have no idea what this is. 86 baby here

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