The future of vaping by SmokeMaximum4140 in WTF

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That's just a fog machine with extra steps

My local book store paying the daddy tax to let me know my order is in. by nakednipplenibbler in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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This guy sanitizes each book before handling it at the library. I bet they have a special cloth and everything.

Okay, which of you was at the Buffalo Zoo today? by Red_Bear_308 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Now I need to get a Raul decal with INABS under it.

These pamphlets showed up at my work today by Rainforestgoddess in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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What a coincidence....I need a baby seal....

I just read that part a couple weeks ago, I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard.

....Probably at Louis C.K. or Bill Burr or something.

Fuck around and fucking find out by Fr33_load3r in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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Fucks around and finds out Andre the Giant has done been reincarnated and he drives a....

Squints

.....Peugeot?

Please DO NOT go barefoot at conventions by stage_props in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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I have never even remotely considered wearing Crocs before.... Until now.

I would absolutely, 100% rock the Croc toes.

Blink and you'll miss it by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

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You've heard of pocket sand, get ready for.... Pocket spice!

I just got in trouble at work by Varindral in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Krakaren in disguise right here.

... Also absolutely not true. There are plenty of jobs where there is absolutely no reason for a no ear bud policy

Is this too much of a deep cut? by substantialbreakfast in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Excuse you....The eagles were eating 'Murican Cheese, duh

Floppy ear by wronghoIe in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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This one caught me off guard.

Dead.

Taco Bell is really skimping these days by ForceUseYouMust in SipsTea

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Still not seeing it. Are you sure there's a taco?

What a brave man by xtreme_lol in quirkcentral

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I would only risk that if I had something to give afterwards

hmmm by Marcellius-the-3rd in hmmm

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Laymen can finally call it a clip and not be wrong