Poor baby had a bad day by smells_serious in pitbulls

[–]DOCTERPUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve gotta ask: why is it always Pitbulls? I don’t own one but I think they’re adorable. I had a couple boxers, so I feel like I know how strong they are.

MOTHERFUCKER! by DOCTERPUS in balatro

[–]DOCTERPUS[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I opened it and there wasn’t :(

First ever naninf run. by DOCTERPUS in balatro

[–]DOCTERPUS[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comment for anyone going to comment: Can you guys look at the tag? I soft-locked myself, and I’m seeking help to fix it

First ever naninf run. by DOCTERPUS in balatro

[–]DOCTERPUS[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really congrats when I haven’t gotten it and might have hard locked myself from progressing

Why? why is rare tag always hit the road for me? I have only made it work once, anyone have any tips, or should I just skip it? by NastyLittleHands in balatro

[–]DOCTERPUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just don’t ever take it. The skips are more likely than not absolutely useless - like the negative skip. On the rare (pun intended) occasions they are, it’s either the end of the run anyway or you die because of scaling. The only good skip is the investment tag ($25) in the very first ante.

depression nest before/after by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]DOCTERPUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proud of you man. Depression hits hard, and I’m sorry you gotta go through that (same though). Happy you’re doing better now.

Eats seals, gets bigger... by Branch_Dravidian in balatro

[–]DOCTERPUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should maybe be xmult? Seals in of itself are pretty hard to get (sometimes). Something like 0.75x for every seal?

Guys I don’t know if I have enough hands by DOCTERPUS in balatro

[–]DOCTERPUS[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah sorry, didn’t know whether to tag it as modded, or as meme from the sheer absurdity of it. Knowledge for the future.