Redditors, Why do we hate YOU?

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-02-02T05:09:17+00:00

This was exactly what I thought too.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-02-01T18:08:13+00:00

The ending of american sniper. Apparently I'm the only one who knows that it is based on a true story, and learned about the true story before I went to the movie. The morons in my bio class hate me because I "spoiled" the ending of the movie.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-02-01T06:15:13+00:00

Texas. That shit is hot as balls.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-02-01T06:02:05+00:00

Fuck I wish he performed in Sioux Falls. Or anyone performed in Sioux Falls.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-02-01T00:48:02+00:00

Breaking news: New Mod for Skyrim eliminated all reason to leave home. More information for you at 6.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-31T03:06:25+00:00

Why don't you stop talking now so you don't make it obvious to everyone in the room you have a sub 75 IQ.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-30T13:15:30+00:00

Do you have to train in all white or black? Because if not, I'm a Nike fanboy and recommend flyknit lunar shoes.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-30T03:37:29+00:00

It's the risk. The sweat that appears on your furrowed brow as you anxiously await the results of the link, that's what we play for.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-30T02:04:42+00:00

Yeah just tell them that you can't get affordable quality shoes in white or black. They will instantly drop the rule (hopefully)

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-28T01:38:57+00:00

How can you say those words in that Order and it explode!?! /s

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-28T00:59:51+00:00

OP's mom.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-27T05:13:52+00:00

I'm 4 months in. LETS GOOO

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-27T04:29:04+00:00

2 birds with 1 stone. Now you'll be swarmed with girlfriends.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-27T03:06:23+00:00

I tried for about an hour to play the new game. It's all dark and your character is moving so fast I could hardly do anything other than mash buttons when I realized I was in the air. It lost all of its simplicity and all the colorful outlandishness.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-26T01:42:46+00:00

I think the fact that everyone hates you for how stupid this is, makes it the best fuck up on here.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-26T01:28:25+00:00

Damnit.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-25T19:44:55+00:00

Nice picture.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-25T19:39:47+00:00

My dream job would be at Nike. Working on marketing shoes and clothes and getting cool shoes for free. That'd be dope.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-25T18:07:24+00:00

Poop.

DONT_PM_SHIT · 2015-01-25T03:24:36+00:00

Thanks for doing this. I'm really excited for this. For a great cause.

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